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fireball933

Despite the teasing, Xcom could not be swayed from his love of microwave meals. He found comfort in the convenience and consistency they provided. He knew exactly what he was getting with every meal, and he never had to worry about any surprises.

fireball933

Xcom's love for microwave meals was not limited to dinner time. He often found himself craving a quick and easy lunch, and would often heat up a burrito or a bowl of soup. He even went as far as to bring his own microwave meals to work, much to the amusement of his colleagues.

10bag

There once was a man named Xcom. Who liked to eat microwave meals, nom nom. He'd pop them in quick, And in just a tick, He'd have a hot meal, no problom!

fireball933

Every day, after a long day at work, Xcom would come home and head straight to the kitchen. He would carefully peruse his collection of microwaveable meals, trying to decide which one to have for dinner. Some days, he would opt for a classic frozen pizza. Other days, he would choose a hearty lasagna or a savory pot pie. No matter what he chose, Xcom always felt a sense of satisfaction as he placed his meal in the microwave and waited for it to cook.

fireball933

Once upon a time, there was a middle-aged white man named Xcom. Xcom was a simple man with simple tastes. He loved nothing more than a good microwave meal.

1aveator

@10bag a cautionary tale indeed

enfisk

What's your thoughts on CoH3?

10bag

He knew that he had to change his ways. To improve his health and his days. But the thought of cookin', Just had him lookin', For an easy way out in a daze

fireball933

@XcomReborn bro you could have told chat GBT write a python program on twitch to read out chat\" insted of spending hundreds of hourstrying to code this TTS

fireball933

monkaS

cohopponentbot

recoup : kr : US : 1v1 Rank 16 : lvl 15 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199247774086

10bag

There once was a man named Xcom Who loved his microwave meals, he'd chomp He'd heat them up fast And eat them at last But his health was in a downward slump

gravemouthcoh

and what happened next?

10bag

Xcom was an overweight celibate man who spent most of his time alone, eating microwave meals and playing his favorite video game, Company of Heroes. Despite his lack of a social life, Xcom was happy with his routine and found comfort in the virtual world of the game. He had never been in a serious relationship, and had chosen to focus on himself and his hobbies rather than dating.

10bag

bro this chatgpt thing is very observant

fireball933

maybe he's using chet

fireball933

Xcom is the type of guy that's so out of shape, on his first day of training as a truck driver, he falls from trying to get into the truck because he doesn't have the simple athleticism to go inside a tall truck.

10bag

xcom bro are you even stronk enough to start an engine with a pull cord these days?

fireball933

@smoko_coh jewcy* strafe

smoko_coh

I see a juicy strafe in your future

fireball933

@XcomReborn if you were a truck driver serial killer, would you use a chainsaw to dismember the women's bodies?

10bag

The number of chainsaws needed depends on the specific use and needs of the individual or organization. For personal use, one or two chainsaws may be sufficient for basic tasks such as cutting firewood or clearing brush. For professional or commercial use, a larger number of chainsaws may be necessary to handle a greater volume of work. It ultimately depends on the specific needs and usage of the chainsaws.

krastorius

imagine, the xcom and sopa singing and the bandleader 10bag is dancing full of passion to this lovely voices

fireball933

zanders love me? cmonBruh fish 🐠🐟

fireball933

bro should I ask chatgbt hen Xcom is going to re enter the dating market?

cohopponentbot

recoup : kr : US : 1v1 Rank 16 : lvl 15 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199247774086

gravemouthcoh

anyone knows how to open a .dwarf file?

fireball933

@XcomReborn do you have to use a xcomreFind to find your opponent's dick?

10bag

nobody wants to see high skill games, they want to see knoobs raging at each other

evil_beyond

call him a noob eggs com

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