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10bag

xcom when was the point in life u resigned to do heavy cardio? im not trying to be funny, im trying to not do the same mistakes in that regard that u made to not end up fat and lazy not meant to be rude just the truth

whodahexdatguy

LUL

1aveator

singing my dad is a war, criminal

10bag

XcomReborn is the type of PhD. scientist doctor that invents a time machine just so he can go to Blacked dot com and fast forward the new scene counter so he can get new BBC videos instantly without having to wait for the weekly new scene countdown scene release

whodahexdatguy

Xcom is the type of guy after getting banned, he will back off and obey the rules because he’s afraid to lose his only source of social contact to the outside world and will have major PTSD and fear about getting banned again even years after the ban while Kaos is more the type of guy that will get banned, and after getting unbanned months later will double down with zero fear and not obey the rules like a slavic warrior singing my dad is a war criminal.

10bag

XcomReborn is the type of guy who doesn’t save himself for marriage but instead saves himself for the first female human AI robot. Little does he know that his sedentary lifestyle and greasy microwave food addiction will take him out before the first human female AI sex robot will be created.

whodahexdatguy

Xcom is the type of guy on the first day of work, will buy so many microwave meals and fill up the work refrigerator with microwave meals to a point where the other workers cannot fit their fresh foods in the work refergerator

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game

whodahexdatguy

b b s pasta Kreygasm

10bag

In an alternate universe where women were actually approachable and XcomReborn didn’t give in to his instant gratification mammalian brain, Xcom manages to get himself a wife. Instead of planning romantic dates and vacations he instead goes on the internet to ask questions. like, How can I get my wife to like Jamal?

1aveator

It did take 30 minutes though

whodahexdatguy

LUL

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy back when interent was slow as a kid, would wait for his parents to leave the house, then he would wait 30 minutes to load 1 porn picture, which was the beginning of his 30 year battle with porn addiction.

1aveator

Give me that comeback group lottery

whodahexdatguy

DumaisTV is the type of guy when a black man is jogging in his neighborhood will be the first to get in his car and follow him in his car, (left hand driving the car) / (Right hand calling the royal mounted police) following the man from his car from a relatively close distance, while xcom is more the type of guy who is too afraid to follow Jamal but instead call the police from his balcony from a very far distance.

10bag

XcomReborn is the type of guy to complain in a free ameatuer porn comment section about how the camera angle is bad and how he can’t see Jamal “thrusting” deep inside and will say that if he is the camera man he would film the video angle better.

1aveator

^^ fire pasta

whodahexdatguy

After studying 3,305 people ages 16 to 44, researchers found that the brain’s response time begins to decline at age 24. The descent is a slow, but nonetheless a steady one. The study also found that older participants compensated for their shortage of speed with strategy and efficiency.

10bag

why i am not mod, give me sword so i can ban scammer sadness, once i worked at scammy work, i quit in 1 hour thats so gay stealing money to other people when i realized that i had to steal money i dropp off call and quit job

1aveator

Micro is a gaming term that is short for \"micromanage\" or \"micromanagement.\" The term refers to how well and fast a player controls his units in combat. Micro is related to APM and commonly used in games such as StarCraft and Warcraft 3 (including the DOTA MOBA mod). Micro is contrasted with macro, which is the ability to build an army efficiently.

whodahexdatguy

stop cry aobut rng, u play brits :D im play since 2006, xcom calm down plz. i know everything and just for info. u guys found out pak abuse, capwalk 2 years ago. im was using them 7 years ago :D so dont tell me that i dont know something about CoH i was doing them on 1.0 version, when im was playing on gameranger ))

1aveator

after they wiped the at gun of course

88livefree

feels good to see those rifle squads shred kch

whodahexdatguy

Browsing telegram channels for bbc appointment on weekend :heavy_check_mark: retrieving carpet from proffessional carpet wash house :heavy_check_mark: positioning cuck chair in the corner of the room :heavy_check_mark: making sure vocal chords are ready to produce high pitched duck noices :heavy_check_mark:

alfredjodocusquack

Kreygasm

alfredjodocusquack

30 kill rifle strat

10bag

It's not my fault that this happened, he didn't let me build a factory

hjtheman

@alfredjodocusquack noted.

whodahexdatguy

Any good 🐦 pasta in chat?

alfredjodocusquack

would wait until the end of the flight to pull that one out tho

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