user name /\ | message | ||
major_tom44 |
NotLikeThis | ||
bravebeat |
good luck | ||
statementlive |
Everyone is sniping | ||
bravebeat |
did you finally quit the game? | ||
major_tom44 |
@statementlive if it wasnt so fucking frustrating i would | ||
pwnstickk |
What happened | ||
10bag |
why crying | ||
10bag |
XcomReborn is the type of guy that has a PhD., so he’s smart enough to know that if he goes to a store in the daytime, there is a high chance of a British Zoomer Like Zulu recording him on tik tok, catching him being racist and going viral on tik tok with the video title “middle aged man caught being racist in 4k”, (very high chance) but at the same time he’s too afraid to go out at night because of jamal, causing a dilemma which causes him to stay indoors most of the time. | ||
cohopponentbot |
LW | Shayetet13#UA : co : US : 1v1 Rank 29 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198088983706 | ||
mitchkonnor |
@Major_Tom44 ja | ||
statementlive |
My advise is you learn some german | ||
10bag |
ja, wo bist dein klappspaten? | ||
mitchkonnor |
yes here | ||
major_tom44 |
Any native germans here? | ||
bravebeat |
the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better. | ||
major_tom44 |
Eggs come give me advice for my german exam tomorrow morning | ||
bravebeat |
\"touch grass\" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand | ||
bravebeat |
I just want you to be happy. I used to play this game and know how hard is it to let it go. good luck good sir | ||
statementlive |
A compeer of mine doth now dwell adjacent to the cistern, and at every feast she holds, ten fishes that be acquainted with me must needs ring the bell of my tank at one hour after midnight and entreat me to visit her cistern. This vexatious occurrence doth now transpire two to three times each week, and it doth provoke me greatly. SabaPing | ||
10bag |
XcomReborn is the type of guy if this was the 1700s or 1800s, instead of being an unemployed microwave meal and videogame/porn addict, he would be a famous all-time best-selling author of two racist books called “The Fear of Jamal: A Fight for Survival” and “Danger Lurking in the Bushes” and go down in history as one of the greatest racist authors of all time. | ||
statementlive |
A friend of mine she now lives next tank | ||
bravebeat |
In high school, I was dared to play \"gay chicken\", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay | ||
statementlive |
That's a very pro marder | ||
mjkllv |
this feature should be implemented by duolingo | ||
statementlive |
The first thing when I create a new account somewhere is check all the boxes for notifications, news letters and accepting all cookies and data sharing | ||
mjkllv |
LUL | ||
bravebeat |
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statementlive |
Im so proud you circumvented the piat ambush bug | ||
statementlive |
But dont you need actual stone housses with all those hurricanes? Kappa | ||
statementlive |
@mjkllv makes sense |