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10bag

not very greasy, it's high quality bacon

hjtheman

@whodahexdatguy arbys roast beef im a guy who LOVES extra meat tbh im all up in with my mouth eating away

whodahexdatguy

how greasy? a little greasy or griefmouth greasy

fireball933

@10bag men men thats dangerous you need to eat like koda

10bag

bro i keep eating sausage, bacon, eggs for breakfast, like 3 weeks in a row now

luckbar

@whodahexdatguy the 10 and then let her get some surgery down there

fireball933

would eggscom eating bacon and eggs for breakfast before smashing thick juicy latina, increase chance of heart attack from greasy bacon and eggs?

whodahexdatguy

@hjtheman would you rather have a 10 out of 10 with arbys roast beef vagina or a 6 out of 10 with perfect minge?

10bag

Of the subjects who died during coitus, 82% to 93% were men, and the majority (75%) were having extramarital sexual activity, in most cases with a younger partner in an unfamiliar setting and/or after excessive food and alcohol consumption.

hjtheman

i have no doubt eggs com can handle the thick juicy wet creamy latinas

fireball933

@hjtheman you think xcom (who lives a sedentary lifestyle over 20 years) can work a thicc latina girl with big ass without getting heart attacK?

hjtheman

^^

10bag

Sexual intercourse, generally speaking, is very safe for the heart. It's possible it may even be good for you. But some people do die of heart attacks or sudden cardiac arrest during sex. And almost all of those people are older married men cheating on their wives with younger women in unfamiliar surroundings.

whodahexdatguy

you should call chicago fire department and keep them on standby when engaging in latina sexual activities. follow me for more tips

hjtheman

@10bag wow never really heard of that but it makes a lot fo sense...

hjtheman

@whodahexdatguy you have no idea how much harder i have to work with my milimeter peter

fireball933

(very lethal)

10bag

if you cheating then it is extra stress and higher cardio

whodahexdatguy

@hjtheman you have to twice as hard due to 1 inch penis? monkaS

fireball933

@10bag depends, asian girl (very tight) requires little thrusting but latina girl with big ass that needs to get worked will be lethal for xcom

10bag

way more likely to happen extramarital sex as well bro

statementlive

there is 0% chance xcom dies of heart attack during sex because he has no sex

hjtheman

cuz you going so hard on that taco

hjtheman

@10bag its quite often people die from sex cuz your heart is beating out of your chest

whodahexdatguy

so last august when he returned from retirement after degree?

10bag

If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task

fireball933

@whodahexdatguy last DumaisTV stream

whodahexdatguy

@fireball933 when last gay semen release?

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