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| Mar 7, 2023 16:22:54 |
tornholio |
You can do it bro | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:17:12 |
tornholio |
It always is. Almost speedbumps | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:14:41 |
10bag |
men only need 2 things to survive, food and sex. and xcom found synthetic forms of both. | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:14:22 |
tornholio |
COH3 opp bot | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:13:45 |
gijser |
Go play coh3 what is this | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:12:58 |
tornholio |
We made him stuck bro | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:12:39 |
10bag |
Zulu is the type of guy, after losing a COH game, he looks like an illegal mexican worker that just finished picking grapes after a 14 hour shift in 90 degree California sun, while xcom is the type of guy, after winning a game, still looks like a British fisherman that just got back from a 9 month whale hunt in the harsh open ocean SabaPing | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:11:52 |
10bag |
you like???????? | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:11:42 |
gijser |
lol 10bag | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:10:43 |
10bag |
Lovely X Com Re Born. His gentle, soothing tone of voice was perfectly apt for today’s news. To keep things going for hours on end the way he did is a true skill that you can’t teach. Say what you like about X Com Re Born's Twitch Television Channel (for the most part I’d probably agree!) but X Com Re Born is always worth watching and listening to. | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:09:56 |
10bag |
@xcomreborn What’s your secret to not going crazy and mentally insane after not having a woman touch you in 20-30 years? I can’t even go 1 week without getting sexually frusterated if a woman doesn’t touch me at least once a week. What’s your secret? | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:09:55 |
tornholio |
🤐 | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:09:23 |
10bag |
sorry this is probably distracting | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:09:03 |
10bag |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:08:12 |
tornholio |
Wtf LUL LUL | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:07:40 |
10bag |
If XcomReborn was a porn director and could make his own porn website, he would make a website called Black Bush Ambush where basically it’s about him taking pictures of a girl out in nature when all of a sudden Jamal jumps out of the bushes and attacks. Instead of protecting the girl, he’s so scared he drops his camera and runs to his flat. When he gets home, instead of calling the police, he realizes he can watch the action from the wireless camera he dropped | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:06:49 |
l0rdshish |
LUL | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:06:19 |
slippygoat |
umm | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:06:08 |
tornholio |
LUL | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:05:41 |
10bag |
ABOUT ME: so there's this this french movie about concert pianist, so basically they start at like 4 years old and practice like 9 hours a day. Xcom could be an artist if he directed all his sexual 20 years of sexual frustration energy into art, instead of using his sexual energy to watch porn 9 hours a day | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:04:40 |
tornholio |
10bag should rewrite it for you lol | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:04:06 |
10bag |
when did boner jones write your bio? | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:03:25 |
10bag |
When I'm not busy cooking up a storm with my trusty microwave, you can find me immersed in the world of video games. | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:03:01 |
tornholio |
LUL | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:02:55 |
10bag |
nah none of that, more like compulsive masturbation | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:02:45 |
tornholio |
Bone marrow preservation | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:02:33 |
tornholio |
Semen retention | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:02:15 |
10bag |
he's only joking bro he's actually happily incel | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:01:54 |
tornholio |
LUL | ||
| Mar 7, 2023 16:01:40 |
10bag |
xcom = British gamer & microwave meal master seeking first love experience |
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