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Mar 7, 2023 16:10:43

10bag

Lovely X Com Re Born. His gentle, soothing tone of voice was perfectly apt for today’s news. To keep things going for hours on end the way he did is a true skill that you can’t teach. Say what you like about X Com Re Born's Twitch Television Channel (for the most part I’d probably agree!) but X Com Re Born is always worth watching and listening to.
Mar 7, 2023 16:09:56

10bag

@xcomreborn What’s your secret to not going crazy and mentally insane after not having a woman touch you in 20-30 years? I can’t even go 1 week without getting sexually frusterated if a woman doesn’t touch me at least once a week. What’s your secret?
Mar 7, 2023 16:09:55

tornholio

🤐
Mar 7, 2023 16:09:23

10bag

sorry this is probably distracting
Mar 7, 2023 16:09:03

10bag

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?
Mar 7, 2023 16:08:12

tornholio

Wtf LUL LUL
Mar 7, 2023 16:07:40

10bag

If XcomReborn was a porn director and could make his own porn website, he would make a website called Black Bush Ambush where basically it’s about him taking pictures of a girl out in nature when all of a sudden Jamal jumps out of the bushes and attacks. Instead of protecting the girl, he’s so scared he drops his camera and runs to his flat. When he gets home, instead of calling the police, he realizes he can watch the action from the wireless camera he dropped
Mar 7, 2023 16:06:49

l0rdshish

LUL
Mar 7, 2023 16:06:19

slippygoat

umm
Mar 7, 2023 16:06:08

tornholio

LUL
Mar 7, 2023 16:05:41

10bag

ABOUT ME: so there's this this french movie about concert pianist, so basically they start at like 4 years old and practice like 9 hours a day. Xcom could be an artist if he directed all his sexual 20 years of sexual frustration energy into art, instead of using his sexual energy to watch porn 9 hours a day
Mar 7, 2023 16:04:40

tornholio

10bag should rewrite it for you lol
Mar 7, 2023 16:04:06

10bag

when did boner jones write your bio?
Mar 7, 2023 16:03:25

10bag

When I'm not busy cooking up a storm with my trusty microwave, you can find me immersed in the world of video games.
Mar 7, 2023 16:03:01

tornholio

LUL
Mar 7, 2023 16:02:55

10bag

nah none of that, more like compulsive masturbation
Mar 7, 2023 16:02:45

tornholio

Bone marrow preservation
Mar 7, 2023 16:02:33

tornholio

Semen retention
Mar 7, 2023 16:02:15

10bag

he's only joking bro he's actually happily incel
Mar 7, 2023 16:01:54

tornholio

LUL
Mar 7, 2023 16:01:40

10bag

xcom = British gamer & microwave meal master seeking first love experience
Mar 7, 2023 16:01:28

quantum_spaceman

just do a seek until datadata
Mar 7, 2023 16:01:28

tornholio

Xcom you are seeking a woman?
Mar 7, 2023 16:00:31

10bag

if dumaistv was more open about it, i would be less offended its just he hides it but once he starts drinking rum and coke he can't hide it. if i remember right, i think songs tried to convince him to give asian girls a shot but dumais kept on going about how they look all the same to him
Mar 7, 2023 15:56:51

quantum_spaceman

they patched it yesterday
Mar 7, 2023 15:56:40

tornholio

Wouldn’t be the same without you
Mar 7, 2023 15:56:33

tornholio

CoH3 needs you bro
Mar 7, 2023 15:55:57

tornholio

I lost my job 3 weeks ago. I wish I could help. I’ve donated like 15 or 20 bucks in the past :/
Mar 7, 2023 15:54:31

l0rdshish

perhaps you should receive money from tornholio before continuing
Mar 7, 2023 15:51:29

quantum_spaceman

yeah you wanted .seek(62)

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