| Jan 28, 2023 23:33:49 |
fireball933
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In the end, Xcom's love for microwave meals proved to be his downfall. But even as he lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his family and friends, he couldn't help but smile as he thought about all the delicious meals he had enjoyed over the years. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:33:16 |
10bag
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i thought that was gonna be a poem LUL |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:32:33 |
fireball933
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As the years went by, Xcom's waistline began to expand and his health began to decline. His doctor warned him about the dangers of consuming too many processed foods, but Xcom could not give up his beloved microwave meals. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:31:25 |
fireball933
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Despite the teasing, Xcom could not be swayed from his love of microwave meals. He found comfort in the convenience and consistency they provided. He knew exactly what he was getting with every meal, and he never had to worry about any surprises. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:30:27 |
fireball933
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Xcom's love for microwave meals was not limited to dinner time. He often found himself craving a quick and easy lunch, and would often heat up a burrito or a bowl of soup. He even went as far as to bring his own microwave meals to work, much to the amusement of his colleagues. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:29:54 |
10bag
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There once was a man named Xcom. Who liked to eat microwave meals, nom nom. He'd pop them in quick, And in just a tick, He'd have a hot meal, no problom! |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:29:15 |
fireball933
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Every day, after a long day at work, Xcom would come home and head straight to the kitchen. He would carefully peruse his collection of microwaveable meals, trying to decide which one to have for dinner. Some days, he would opt for a classic frozen pizza. Other days, he would choose a hearty lasagna or a savory pot pie. No matter what he chose, Xcom always felt a sense of satisfaction as he placed his meal in the microwave and waited for it to cook. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:28:39 |
fireball933
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Once upon a time, there was a middle-aged white man named Xcom. Xcom was a simple man with simple tastes. He loved nothing more than a good microwave meal. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:25:16 |
1aveator
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@10bag a cautionary tale indeed |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:23:08 |
enfisk
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What's your thoughts on CoH3? |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:21:18 |
10bag
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He knew that he had to change his ways. To improve his health and his days. But the thought of cookin', Just had him lookin', For an easy way out in a daze |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:21:10 |
fireball933
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@XcomReborn bro you could have told chat GBT write a python program on twitch to read out chat\" insted of spending hundreds of hourstrying to code this TTS |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:20:22 |
fireball933
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monkaS |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:20:04 |
cohopponentbot
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recoup : kr : US : 1v1 Rank 16 : lvl 15 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199247774086 |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:20:03 |
10bag
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There once was a man named Xcom Who loved his microwave meals, he'd chomp He'd heat them up fast And eat them at last But his health was in a downward slump |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:19:03 |
gravemouthcoh
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and what happened next? |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:17:59 |
10bag
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Xcom was an overweight celibate man who spent most of his time alone, eating microwave meals and playing his favorite video game, Company of Heroes. Despite his lack of a social life, Xcom was happy with his routine and found comfort in the virtual world of the game. He had never been in a serious relationship, and had chosen to focus on himself and his hobbies rather than dating. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:17:15 |
10bag
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bro this chatgpt thing is very observant |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:16:33 |
fireball933
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maybe he's using chet |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:14:08 |
fireball933
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Xcom is the type of guy that's so out of shape, on his first day of training as a truck driver, he falls from trying to get into the truck because he doesn't have the simple athleticism to go inside a tall truck. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:12:39 |
10bag
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xcom bro are you even stronk enough to start an engine with a pull cord these days? |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:12:37 |
fireball933
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@smoko_coh jewcy* strafe |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:12:16 |
smoko_coh
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I see a juicy strafe in your future |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:11:26 |
fireball933
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@XcomReborn if you were a truck driver serial killer, would you use a chainsaw to dismember the women's bodies? |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:07:49 |
10bag
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The number of chainsaws needed depends on the specific use and needs of the individual or organization. For personal use, one or two chainsaws may be sufficient for basic tasks such as cutting firewood or clearing brush. For professional or commercial use, a larger number of chainsaws may be necessary to handle a greater volume of work. It ultimately depends on the specific needs and usage of the chainsaws. |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:06:32 |
krastorius
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imagine, the xcom and sopa singing and the bandleader 10bag is dancing full of passion to this lovely voices |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:04:59 |
fireball933
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zanders love me? cmonBruh fish 🐠🐟 |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:04:35 |
fireball933
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bro should I ask chatgbt hen Xcom is going to re enter the dating market? |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:04:01 |
cohopponentbot
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recoup : kr : US : 1v1 Rank 16 : lvl 15 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199247774086 |
| Jan 28, 2023 23:03:07 |
gravemouthcoh
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anyone knows how to open a .dwarf file? |
