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10bag |
i wish i could take xcom's sensible half outside and buy it a pint of bitter and explain why testing software properly is so important | ||
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1aveator |
wish I could take a clip or review the vod but alas | ||
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napoleonicass |
rice cookers > Microwaves | ||
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xcoinbetbot |
Betting has ended, gl! | ||
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napoleonicass |
but microwaves are dumb | ||
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napoleonicass |
cuz its smart | ||
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napoleonicass |
my rice cooker has never burnt my rice | ||
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10bag |
bro you just write the tests first, and then the software to pass those tests, it's backwards but it is very solid | ||
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10bag |
if it fails tests then it's not a release | ||
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10bag |
what we used to do with embedded software was test driven development, so with each release you never regress and introduce bugs | ||
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napoleonicass |
My rice cooker is so smart, it can cook rice better than xcom can Microwave rice and he has PhD in microwave science | ||
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10bag |
that's a lot of reasons, mostly down to xcom | ||
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napoleonicass |
How come xcoms TTS crashes all the time though? | ||
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1aveator |
dude who the fuck is this opp anyway? | ||
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10bag |
yeah bro and it never crashes cos it's been properly tested and the firmware is solid | ||
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napoleonicass |
and i just need to pick if i want white, brown or jasmine | ||
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napoleonicass |
and stops when its too hot | ||
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napoleonicass |
@10bag Bro my rice cooker is so smart, it knows when my rice is cooked | ||
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10bag |
bro rice cooker is embedded software, that's much harder | ||
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napoleonicass |
@XcomReborn would it take more lines of code to make a BBC penis because its bigger? | ||
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haribosneakers |
cap key point right side to connect thanks | ||
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napoleonicass |
@XcomReborn How many lines of code do you need to write to make a rice cooker that can cook perfect pasta and perfect white rice? | ||
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1aveator |
Kind of like the alias function. We type it enough, justifies an expression. | ||
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10bag |
that's why it's funny | ||
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10bag |
nobody does bro |
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