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whodahexdatguy |
how can we help | ||
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capricciosa |
Andrei... you've lost another submarine? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
the only thing is a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
fucking hell NotLikeThis can't stop the replays | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
he always goes starboard on the bottom half of the hour | ||
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capricciosa |
Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it \"Crazy Ivan.\" The only thing you can do is go dead, shut everything down and make like a hole in the water. | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
STOP IT... will he go left?!? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
has he done any crazy ivans? | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
well now i'm gonna stop replaying scenes in my head and pay attention to professor ex and his p e play | ||
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capricciosa |
It might be just that simple, yes. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
no I believe him. we have some October junkies in eggs calm chat | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Kreygasm | ||
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capricciosa |
Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull? | ||
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edgewalker69 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U81PKFQqF8 Kappa | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
we should all be so lucky if he \"slips on his tea\" | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
I saw me a mermaid once, but I aint ever seen no phantom Russian submarine | ||
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capricciosa |
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a \"recreational vehicle.\" And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
PUTIN LUL | ||
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t0ecutter |
Before we begin, Captain, I'd like to know exactly what happened to Putin. He didn't slip on his tea, did he? | ||
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thephonexxx |
level 20 voice | ||
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masterdebaterreborn |
@XcomReborn did you watch the latest tim dillion podcast about making a hud for fat pig bitches? | ||
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thephonexxx |
@xcomreborn damn we lost a great singer with you | ||
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thephonexxx |
what's that song? | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Everyone sing along now MingLee | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
that's alright. my Morse code is so rusty I might be sending him dimensions on the playmate of the month Kappa | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
jesus i feel like i just jumped from a helicopter into freezing ocean water... whew | ||
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warlikedemeanor |
ugh... so... sensitive... Kreygasm wow another | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
give me a stop watch and a map and I'll fly the alps with a plane with no windows | ||
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capricciosa |
Go to 105 percent on the reactor. | ||
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capricciosa |
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