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lord_shish

bro world war 1 happened coz some random dude got assassinated

lord_shish

anything can happen

elnur009

Defense Minister of Latvia: The Baltic states will send \"Stinger\" and \"Javelin\" systems, as well as various individual equipment to help Ukraine to strengthen its defences. I strongly urge Russia to de-escalate situation at the border with Ukraine and respect its sovereignty

w0ggie

that wasnt the cause, just the lead into it

w0ggie

learn some history bro

w0ggie

anyway guys, lets talk some more about the seks

elnur009

@w0ggie how you do seks bro

elnur009

I turn off lights until it's pitch black and lay on top of her

w0ggie

Well I look at her boobs

w0ggie

and then I try to touch her boobs

w0ggie

thats about it

w0ggie

xcom how do you seks?

lord_shish

he has sex with stream snipers fucking him

lord_shish

and sometimes he fucks them back

w0ggie

that doesnt sound very seksy at all

w0ggie

do you have seks with the dentist?

elnur009

@XcomReborn bro if you had unlimited time and money, what would you create ?

elnur009

1. 2. 3. go

w0ggie

you need a lot more than unlimited money to build a dyson sphere

elnur009

what is dice sphere? WutFace

w0ggie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere

w0ggie

they should build a dyson sphere around my penis for unlimited seksy time

elnur009

is that doable?

w0ggie

no. it would be too large

elnur009

what if you find a very small star

elnur009

thats crazy bro

capricciosa

How do you do

elnur009

wait can you stop the death of universe by using dyson sphere?

elnur009

or slow it down?

capricciosa

Fine, thank you

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