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user name	message \/
lord_shish	bro world war 1 happened coz some random dude got assassinated
lord_shish	anything can happen
elnur009	Defense Minister of Latvia: The Baltic states will send \"Stinger\" and \"Javelin\" systems, as well as various individual equipment to help Ukraine to strengthen its defences. I strongly urge Russia to de-escalate situation at the border with Ukraine and respect its sovereignty
w0ggie	that wasnt the cause, just the lead into it
w0ggie	learn some history bro
w0ggie	anyway guys, lets talk some more about the seks
elnur009	@w0ggie how you do seks bro
elnur009	I turn off lights until it's pitch black and lay on top of her
w0ggie	Well I look at her boobs
w0ggie	and then I try to touch her boobs
w0ggie	thats about it
w0ggie	xcom how do you seks?
lord_shish	he has sex with stream snipers fucking him
lord_shish	and sometimes he fucks them back
w0ggie	that doesnt sound very seksy at all
w0ggie	do you have seks with the dentist?
elnur009	@XcomReborn bro if you had unlimited time and money, what would you create ?
elnur009	1. 2. 3. go
w0ggie	you need a lot more than unlimited money to build a dyson sphere
elnur009	what is dice sphere? WutFace
w0ggie	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere
w0ggie	they should build a dyson sphere around my penis for unlimited seksy time
elnur009	is that doable?
w0ggie	no. it would be too large
elnur009	what if you find a very small star
elnur009	thats crazy bro
capricciosa	How do you do
elnur009	wait can you stop the death of universe by using dyson sphere?
elnur009	or slow it down?
capricciosa	Fine, thank you

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