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| Apr 25, 2026 00:44:16 |
cohopponentbot |
Stonehead : kr : WM : 1v1 Rank 104 : lvl 12 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199511095459 | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:33:12 |
cohopponentbot |
Stonehead : kr : WM : 1v1 Rank 93 : lvl 12 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199511095459 | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:22:36 |
technocoh |
t1 maybe, 4th man upgrade :) | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:12:28 |
cohopponentbot |
statementlive's alias has been set to I dream of amouranth's meaty dick in my mouth | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:12:28 |
whodahexdatguy |
!useralias statementlive I dream of amouranth's meaty dick in my mouth | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:11:10 |
lordshish |
twitch overlays fighting to cover your mess | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:08:46 |
lordshish |
4 viewers an hour with a sewage like smell | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:07:14 |
lordshish |
Sopa man, sopaman. Ex ex el. | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:07:11 |
vincers |
does he have better dental esthetics than you? | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:06:31 |
whodahexdatguy |
Opponent is as sweaty as they come | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:06:02 |
lordshish |
i am the greatest 50 year old microwave scientist that ever played this game. I cannot lose | ||
| Apr 25, 2026 00:04:48 |
lordshish |
i got this for i am X.Com.Reborn | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:56:24 |
lordshish |
FUCK YOU COMPANY OF HEROES! FUCK YOU GAME | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:56:02 |
cohopponentbot |
Available voices: range is 0 to 60 | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:55:59 |
lordshish |
!voices | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:55:47 |
lordshish |
xcomreBate | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:53:23 |
egak47 |
he fed you a lot of veterancy | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:53:14 |
s3xyl3xy |
Man, fallschirmjager rule | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:53:12 |
vincers |
falklands war rematch | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:44:20 |
egak47 |
\"That’s what happens with these other systems, folks. They don’t have the 'Add to Cart' button like we do. We have the best buttons. My 'Play' button is much bigger than theirs, and it actually works! We’re going to have so much fun, we’re going to laugh all the way to the victory screen. Believe me.\" | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:44:14 |
egak47 |
The young man asks, 'Morning or afternoon?' The clerk is shocked. He says, 'It’s ten years from now, what difference does it make?' And the boy says, 'Well, the plumber is coming in the morning and I don't want to miss the delivery!' | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:44:08 |
egak47 |
\"It’s true. It’s a very tough situation over there. And you know, I heard another one. There was a young man from the Soviet Union—very low energy, probably a fan of xcomreborn—and he goes to the authorities to buy a copy of the game. He pays his rubles, he does the whole thing, and the clerk says, 'Okay, your game will be ready in ten years.' | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:44:00 |
egak47 |
And the Soviet soldier looks at him and says, 'That is nothing. In my country, I can walk right into the Kremlin, I can pound on the desk, and I can tell Comrade Stalin, \"Sir, President Trump’s micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"' | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:43:53 |
egak47 |
It’s about a Soviet soldier and an American soldier playing a game of Company of Heroes. The American soldier, a very sharp guy, says, 'In my country, I can walk right into the Oval Office, I can pound on the Resolute Desk, and I can tell President Trump, \"Sir, your micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"' | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:43:41 |
egak47 |
You know, I was talking to a wonderful group of people the other day, and I told them, I said, 'I’ve always admired Ronald Reagan.' Great guy. A little bit soft on the border, maybe, but he had some good lines. Very funny. So I thought I’d tell you a story—a little bit like one of his, but better, because it’s mine. | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:41:42 |
egak47 |
We need winners in this game, not xcomreborn. We’re going to find a new player, a better player, and we’re going to win so much he’ll wish he never clicked 'Install.'\" | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:41:16 |
egak47 |
He calls himself 'reborn,' but after that last match on Angoville? He needs to go back and stay wherever he came from. He’s a 'Never-Winner.' A total lightweight. If he was in charge of a real company of heroes, we’d all be speaking... well, we’d be speaking very badly, let me tell you. | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:40:08 |
s3xyl3xy |
I once saw this company of heroes streamer— big streamer, strong streamer, probably ate **ten thousand pounds** of microwave meals. Just the largest human being you've ever seen. [deep inhale] He was a brits player and he was like, \"sir? Sir? Can you teach me to micro sir? Please Sir we've been forgetting how to micro troops for years sir. It's a huge shame.\" so I told him just blob. Blob and he hugged me crying, tears coming down his face. \"Thank you sir,\" he said. | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:36:01 |
s3xyl3xy |
And look, sexy lexy is probably one of the best prompters in the world right now. I can create art you haven't even imagined in your worst nightmares. I know it, you know, it's obvious. I never lie to you right? I would never lie to you. All I do with this voice is tell the truth. | ||
| Apr 24, 2026 23:34:57 |
cohopponentbot |
s3xyl3xy's alias has been set to SexyLexy |
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