user name | message \/ | ||
10bag |
3-5 days after death — the body starts to bloat and blood-containing foam leaks from the mouth and nose. | ||
lord_shish |
then it becomes not a bridge | ||
lord_shish |
but a ledge | ||
evil_beyond |
but there is no queen | ||
resurrectionofironroman |
A surprising study by German scientists has revealed that adding milk to tea stops its ability to dilate blood vessels and give antioxidant benefits, two protective factors for a healthy heart and cardiovascular system. | ||
10bag |
8-10 days after death — the body turns from green to red as the blood decomposes and the organs in the abdomen accumulate gas. WutFace | ||
resurrectionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
noobwagen |
milk in tea gross | ||
evil_beyond |
so add milk to cool down tea | ||
evil_beyond |
why dont u add water | ||
jammam |
why is the codename London Bridge and not black pudding | ||
evil_beyond |
since milk is just colored milk | ||
10bag |
it's not to cool it down knoob | ||
10bag |
is for taste | ||
10bag |
1 month after death — the body starts to liquify. | ||
jammam |
give me cow udder explusions | ||
10bag |
xcom bro would you rather drink 1 pint of spitoon juice or 1 shot of liquified decomposed human? | ||
resurrectionofironroman |
10bag is the type of guy who will sit next to you on a empty bus and whisper why lodzje into your ear | ||
10bag |
WutFace bro a whole pint | ||
evil_beyond |
mna i was around decomposing humands for 3 years now | ||
lord_shish |
can I have a massive pint of water after the decomposed human? | ||
noobwagen |
what are you talking about you weirdos | ||
lord_shish |
LUL LUL LUL | ||
evil_beyond |
yea all coh palyers like ating shit | ||
resurrectionofironroman |
this chat WutFace | ||
10bag |
you could get that shot down pretty quick though surely | ||
noobwagen |
tenbag is the king of eating shit | ||
10bag |
i would struggle to chug a whole pint of spitoon juice down bro, guaranteed | ||
lord_shish |
yeah its just a shot | ||
10bag |
think of how slippery it would be bro |