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10bag

3-5 days after death — the body starts to bloat and blood-containing foam leaks from the mouth and nose.

lord_shish

then it becomes not a bridge

lord_shish

but a ledge

evil_beyond

but there is no queen

resurrectionofironroman

A surprising study by German scientists has revealed that adding milk to tea stops its ability to dilate blood vessels and give antioxidant benefits, two protective factors for a healthy heart and cardiovascular system.

10bag

8-10 days after death — the body turns from green to red as the blood decomposes and the organs in the abdomen accumulate gas. WutFace

resurrectionofironroman

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?

noobwagen

milk in tea gross

evil_beyond

so add milk to cool down tea

evil_beyond

why dont u add water

jammam

why is the codename London Bridge and not black pudding

evil_beyond

since milk is just colored milk

10bag

it's not to cool it down knoob

10bag

is for taste

10bag

1 month after death — the body starts to liquify.

jammam

give me cow udder explusions

10bag

xcom bro would you rather drink 1 pint of spitoon juice or 1 shot of liquified decomposed human?

resurrectionofironroman

10bag is the type of guy who will sit next to you on a empty bus and whisper why lodzje into your ear

10bag

WutFace bro a whole pint

evil_beyond

mna i was around decomposing humands for 3 years now

lord_shish

can I have a massive pint of water after the decomposed human?

noobwagen

what are you talking about you weirdos

lord_shish

LUL LUL LUL

evil_beyond

yea all coh palyers like ating shit

resurrectionofironroman

this chat WutFace

10bag

you could get that shot down pretty quick though surely

noobwagen

tenbag is the king of eating shit

10bag

i would struggle to chug a whole pint of spitoon juice down bro, guaranteed

lord_shish

yeah its just a shot

10bag

think of how slippery it would be bro

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