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fireball933

devertiCULOsis

whodahexdatguy

free food (mothers kitchen), free rent (car park), free entertainment (pinky and the brain)

luckbar

your colon will have some nice balloons from much meat

fireball933

koda is vegan

10bag

vegan

luckbar

im about microwaving bacon

fireball933

only had to kill bugs once so he can have enough money to stalk that vietnamese singer girl

fireball933

see bro

whodahexdatguy

all embryothers, fetusisters, and grand adults are vegan

evil_beyond

u just poke those ballons

fireball933

PHD xcom confirms microwave meals are healthy

fireball933

Dr. Luckbar confirmed mcirowave meals are safer

fireball933

we have unanimous decision

1aveator

plants are still alive but vegans dont care about that

ilikecakeyo

You will eat z bugs, you will own nothing, and you will be happy.

whodahexdatguy

x com are you healthy enough to take on one of hjtheman's thicc mamacitas?

cohopponentbot

xiongmanhi : cn : US : 1v1 Rank 530 : lvl 4 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090833508

10bag

bro he gets extreme panic attacks just going to the local microwave meal shop, he's not ready for hjtheman's thicc mamacitas

whodahexdatguy

microwave meal shops LUL

hjtheman

hehehe nah i have some confidence in eggs com

fireball933

@LUCKBAR bro this girl squeezed my balls too hard yesterday, i'm still in pain today and the left side of my stomach hurts, what shouldi do?

10bag

you should stop the compulsive masturbation before anything bro

whodahexdatguy

rotate between ice and warmth

fireball933

@10bag i'm masterbating right now to cancel out the pain with pleasure

whodahexdatguy

what is the count up to today?

meriamun_

!opp

1aveator

@fireball933 you need to focus on another core set of muscles then a day of rest

cohopponentbot

xiongmanhi : cn : US : 1v1 Rank 530 : lvl 4 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090833508

luckbar

ye keep the hands above the blanket

1aveator

ball day, leg day, rest etc

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