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fireball933

Xcom's love for microwave meals was not limited to dinner time. He often found himself craving a quick and easy lunch, and would often heat up a burrito or a bowl of soup. He even went as far as to bring his own microwave meals to work, much to the amusement of his colleagues.

fireball933

Despite the teasing, Xcom could not be swayed from his love of microwave meals. He found comfort in the convenience and consistency they provided. He knew exactly what he was getting with every meal, and he never had to worry about any surprises.

fireball933

As the years went by, Xcom's waistline began to expand and his health began to decline. His doctor warned him about the dangers of consuming too many processed foods, but Xcom could not give up his beloved microwave meals.

10bag

i thought that was gonna be a poem LUL

fireball933

In the end, Xcom's love for microwave meals proved to be his downfall. But even as he lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his family and friends, he couldn't help but smile as he thought about all the delicious meals he had enjoyed over the years.

1aveator

I think its a telling of an epic. Unlike beowulf the poem of xcom is still being written

sopamanxx

lol noob

hmxu

for me it tends to happen quite often for PE vehicles

hmxu

about the order lag

1aveator

ye well you are a noob so there is that

cohopponentbot

Βηc|Zoo-Lu! : us : US : 1v1 Rank 5 : lvl 19 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026527194

fireball933

Once there was a middle-aged British white man named XcomReborn. He lived a comfortable life in a small town in England, but he had one fear that he couldn't shake off. His fear was of a young black man named Jamal who lived in his town.

fireball933

XcomReborn had never spoken to Jamal, but he would always feel uneasy whenever he saw him. He would avoid walking on the same street as Jamal, and would even cross the road to avoid passing by him. He couldn't explain why he felt this way, but he just knew that he didn't want anything to do with him.

fireball933

One day, XcomReborn was walking home from work when he saw Jamal approaching him. His heart began to race and he felt like he was going to be sick. He quickly turned around and started walking in the opposite direction.

10bag

bro chat gpt is a weasel, it won't choose between obeying the bible and being openly homosexual

10bag

fence sitting weasely AI

fireball933

But Jamal noticed XcomReborn's sudden change of direction and called out to him. \"Hey man, is everything okay? You look like you've seen a ghost,\" he said.

fireball933

@10bag aveator AI

10bag

exactly

fireball933

XcomReborn turned around and saw that Jamal was just a friendly and normal person, and his fear was unfounded. He was ashamed of his behavior and apologized for avoiding him. Jamal forgave him and they even became friends over time.

fireball933

Through their friendship, XcomReborn learned that his fear of Jamal was rooted in prejudice and racism, and he made a commitment to himself to change his ways. He understood that everyone deserves to be treated with kindness and respect, regardless of their race. He also learned that Jamal was a tech enthusiast and avid gamer, and they even started playing video games together, bonding over their shared interests.

cohopponentbot

WetDogPhart : us : PE : 1v1 Rank 389 : lvl 3 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055284216

10bag

alright bro that's just ridiculous

fireball933

fan fiction GBT LUL

10bag

xcom bonding with a human called jamal, please come up with something more believable

fireball933

Once there was a man named Aveator. He was known for his indecisiveness, always on the fence about making a decision. He would spend hours, sometimes even days, weighing the pros and cons of every situation, never fully committing to one course of action.

1aveator

Ive made my decision

hjtheman

seemed like a decsion was made

pr0jectigi

I missed the end vs south Korean guy on Sturz, who won

cheeruppal

are you winning son?

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