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ascensionofironroman |
stop the cap xcom | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
disqualify this pshusppspshpushpspshppshusppspshpushpspshp | ||
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xnekronx |
when is the next hot tub stream? | ||
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statementlive |
So thats why you've become so butthurt | ||
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redstarsrb |
x cum origins | ||
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bokitoproof |
coca cola mentos volcano won | ||
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10bag |
I've notice a trend of people eating only microwave meals and when they lose a microwave meal they talk about microwave meals they've eaten in the past then watching reaplays of people eating microwave meals | ||
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praxiee |
lmao | ||
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redstarsrb |
fun fact x cum invented microwaves | ||
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10bag |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
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10bag |
Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word quite loudly, almost shouting, in order to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up. | ||
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redstarsrb |
but he rage on twich (high cardio) | ||
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mistersleaze |
this doesn't count as a last game | ||
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statementlive |
Why after ordering 2 pizza and pasta i stll want to order food | ||
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statementlive |
NotLikeThis | ||
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praxiee |
Poor dude didnt even want any advice | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
W high cardio | ||
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bokitoproof |
this seems hard | ||
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10bag |
If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
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redstarsrb |
because pizza is like cardboard with ketchup on it | ||
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bokitoproof |
is this the new chatgp bot playing? | ||
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bokitoproof |
i meant your opponent | ||
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10bag |
@BokitoProof I'm thinking if xcom can do a horny 25 years of sexual frustration energy release, but it would take a human sexuality expert like Dr. John Boner Jones to figure out how to horny release 25 years of sexual frustration energy , we need an expert | ||
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bokitoproof |
dont @ me ever again you degenerate | ||
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10bag |
@BokitoProof bro would you want to impregnate a beautiful latina woman or are you more like xcom would rather have Jamal do the work for you? | ||
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redstarsrb |
not sure where is line between ai and program | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
W microwave meals | ||
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bokitoproof |
is your opponent just wasting time or genuinely mentally challenged | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
opponent must be songs |
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