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10bag |
Hey there, I'm tcSONGS, but you can call me the ultimate catch. My tax return might say $138,467, but I'm priceless. | ||
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fireball933 |
@Mr_Sleaze bro that car is only 30k brand new | ||
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noble266 |
lets try again which benefits do you get for more than one lieutenant | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
damage stacks with more than 1 LT | ||
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noble266 |
thx ma boys <3 | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
thats the only benefit that stacks | ||
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fireball933 |
Hi there, I'm tcSONGS, and I'm a man of many talents. When I'm not busy engineering refrigerators, you can find me cruising around town in my silver Nissan 370z, blasting my favorite tunes (because what's the point of driving if you're not going to sing your heart out?). | ||
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mr_sleaze |
a lot of sports cars aren't that expensive | ||
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fireball933 |
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a catch. My tax return said I made $138,467 in taxable income last year, so you know I'm financially stable. And if that doesn't impress you, just wait until you see my collection of refrigerator magnets. It's a real work of art. | ||
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noble266 |
aight i´m gonna go for a walk with my girl so see you in 20min | ||
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mr_sleaze |
pathetic mloser | ||
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asbrandi |
tell him: \"chupapijas\" | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
dude he didnt really say all this shit did he WutFace | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
pathetic mioser | ||
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gabok222 |
refrigerator magnets LUL | ||
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asbrandi |
tell him \"culo roto\" | ||
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asbrandi |
jjajaj mussolini | ||
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fireball933 |
Now, I know what you're thinking, \"why should I date this guy?\" Well, for starters, my tax return said I made $138,467 last year, so you know I'm not living in my mom's basement. And if that's not enough to impress you, I drive a silver Nissan 370Z that can go from zero to sixty in no time. I like to live life in the fast lane, both on the road and in the bedroom. | ||
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kegelgott19900000 |
@asBrandi mussolini was from italy :D | ||
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fireball933 |
So, if you're an Asian woman who's looking for a man who knows how to keep things cool, likes to live life on the edge, and has a bank account that's anything but frigid, then swipe right and let's see where this journey takes us. Who knows, we might just be a match made in refrigerator heaven. | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
that’s some good pasta | ||
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mr_sleaze |
i thought he was albanian | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Me enjoy | ||
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asbrandi |
@kegelgott19900000 jjajajaj yes | ||
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mr_sleaze |
sounds like it was all written by chatgpt | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Boner jones > chat gpt | ||
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hjtheman |
fireball has me in tears man I cant LUL | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn do you know how to cook good pasta? | ||
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10bag |
trying to help koda get housing and mental health is like trying to help greasemouth lose weight or trying to help xcom quit his porn addiciton, you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped | ||
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kegelgott19900000 |
in microwave ? |
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