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10bag

Hey there, I'm tcSONGS, but you can call me the ultimate catch. My tax return might say $138,467, but I'm priceless.

fireball933

@Mr_Sleaze bro that car is only 30k brand new

noble266

lets try again which benefits do you get for more than one lieutenant

whodahexdatguy

damage stacks with more than 1 LT

noble266

thx ma boys <3

whodahexdatguy

thats the only benefit that stacks

fireball933

Hi there, I'm tcSONGS, and I'm a man of many talents. When I'm not busy engineering refrigerators, you can find me cruising around town in my silver Nissan 370z, blasting my favorite tunes (because what's the point of driving if you're not going to sing your heart out?).

mr_sleaze

a lot of sports cars aren't that expensive

fireball933

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a catch. My tax return said I made $138,467 in taxable income last year, so you know I'm financially stable. And if that doesn't impress you, just wait until you see my collection of refrigerator magnets. It's a real work of art.

noble266

aight i´m gonna go for a walk with my girl so see you in 20min

mr_sleaze

pathetic mloser

asbrandi

tell him: \"chupapijas\"

whodahexdatguy

dude he didnt really say all this shit did he WutFace

alfredjodocusquack

pathetic mioser

gabok222

refrigerator magnets LUL

asbrandi

tell him \"culo roto\"

asbrandi

jjajaj mussolini

fireball933

Now, I know what you're thinking, \"why should I date this guy?\" Well, for starters, my tax return said I made $138,467 last year, so you know I'm not living in my mom's basement. And if that's not enough to impress you, I drive a silver Nissan 370Z that can go from zero to sixty in no time. I like to live life in the fast lane, both on the road and in the bedroom.

kegelgott19900000

@asBrandi mussolini was from italy :D

fireball933

So, if you're an Asian woman who's looking for a man who knows how to keep things cool, likes to live life on the edge, and has a bank account that's anything but frigid, then swipe right and let's see where this journey takes us. Who knows, we might just be a match made in refrigerator heaven.

alfredjodocusquack

that’s some good pasta

mr_sleaze

i thought he was albanian

alfredjodocusquack

Me enjoy

asbrandi

@kegelgott19900000 jjajajaj yes

mr_sleaze

sounds like it was all written by chatgpt

alfredjodocusquack

Boner jones > chat gpt

hjtheman

fireball has me in tears man I cant LUL

fireball933

@XcomReborn do you know how to cook good pasta?

10bag

trying to help koda get housing and mental health is like trying to help greasemouth lose weight or trying to help xcom quit his porn addiciton, you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped

kegelgott19900000

in microwave ?

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