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slippygoat |
umm | ||
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l0rdshish |
LUL | ||
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10bag |
If XcomReborn was a porn director and could make his own porn website, he would make a website called Black Bush Ambush where basically it’s about him taking pictures of a girl out in nature when all of a sudden Jamal jumps out of the bushes and attacks. Instead of protecting the girl, he’s so scared he drops his camera and runs to his flat. When he gets home, instead of calling the police, he realizes he can watch the action from the wireless camera he dropped | ||
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tornholio |
Wtf LUL LUL | ||
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10bag |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
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10bag |
sorry this is probably distracting | ||
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tornholio |
🤐 | ||
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10bag |
@xcomreborn What’s your secret to not going crazy and mentally insane after not having a woman touch you in 20-30 years? I can’t even go 1 week without getting sexually frusterated if a woman doesn’t touch me at least once a week. What’s your secret? | ||
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10bag |
Lovely X Com Re Born. His gentle, soothing tone of voice was perfectly apt for today’s news. To keep things going for hours on end the way he did is a true skill that you can’t teach. Say what you like about X Com Re Born's Twitch Television Channel (for the most part I’d probably agree!) but X Com Re Born is always worth watching and listening to. | ||
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gijser |
lol 10bag | ||
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10bag |
you like???????? | ||
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10bag |
Zulu is the type of guy, after losing a COH game, he looks like an illegal mexican worker that just finished picking grapes after a 14 hour shift in 90 degree California sun, while xcom is the type of guy, after winning a game, still looks like a British fisherman that just got back from a 9 month whale hunt in the harsh open ocean SabaPing | ||
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tornholio |
We made him stuck bro | ||
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gijser |
Go play coh3 what is this | ||
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tornholio |
COH3 opp bot | ||
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10bag |
men only need 2 things to survive, food and sex. and xcom found synthetic forms of both. | ||
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tornholio |
It always is. Almost speedbumps | ||
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tornholio |
You can do it bro | ||
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tornholio |
Do you think any CoH2 guys are making a bot? | ||
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xcomreborn |
yes probably | ||
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xcomreborn |
not sure who | ||
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tornholio |
Atom bomb race bro | ||
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tornholio |
Don’t burn yourself out on it if someone else is gonna make one man | ||
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cohopponentbot |
closing opponent bot | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Closing TTS Bot. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Xcomreborn's TTSBot Has Connected to This Channel! | ||
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hektor_rottweiler |
hey xcom, how are you doing? | ||
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pr0jectigi |
ofcourse | ||
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pr0jectigi |
you should make me an Admin | ||
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hektor_rottweiler |
already gave up on coh3? |
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