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slippygoat

umm

l0rdshish

LUL

10bag

If XcomReborn was a porn director and could make his own porn website, he would make a website called Black Bush Ambush where basically it’s about him taking pictures of a girl out in nature when all of a sudden Jamal jumps out of the bushes and attacks. Instead of protecting the girl, he’s so scared he drops his camera and runs to his flat. When he gets home, instead of calling the police, he realizes he can watch the action from the wireless camera he dropped

tornholio

Wtf LUL LUL

10bag

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?

10bag

sorry this is probably distracting

tornholio

🤐

10bag

@xcomreborn What’s your secret to not going crazy and mentally insane after not having a woman touch you in 20-30 years? I can’t even go 1 week without getting sexually frusterated if a woman doesn’t touch me at least once a week. What’s your secret?

10bag

Lovely X Com Re Born. His gentle, soothing tone of voice was perfectly apt for today’s news. To keep things going for hours on end the way he did is a true skill that you can’t teach. Say what you like about X Com Re Born's Twitch Television Channel (for the most part I’d probably agree!) but X Com Re Born is always worth watching and listening to.

gijser

lol 10bag

10bag

you like????????

10bag

Zulu is the type of guy, after losing a COH game, he looks like an illegal mexican worker that just finished picking grapes after a 14 hour shift in 90 degree California sun, while xcom is the type of guy, after winning a game, still looks like a British fisherman that just got back from a 9 month whale hunt in the harsh open ocean SabaPing

tornholio

We made him stuck bro

gijser

Go play coh3 what is this

tornholio

COH3 opp bot

10bag

men only need 2 things to survive, food and sex. and xcom found synthetic forms of both.

tornholio

It always is. Almost speedbumps

tornholio

You can do it bro

tornholio

Do you think any CoH2 guys are making a bot?

xcomreborn

yes probably

xcomreborn

not sure who

tornholio

Atom bomb race bro

tornholio

Don’t burn yourself out on it if someone else is gonna make one man

cohopponentbot

closing opponent bot

cohopponentbot

Closing TTS Bot.

cohopponentbot

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hektor_rottweiler

hey xcom, how are you doing?

pr0jectigi

ofcourse

pr0jectigi

you should make me an Admin

hektor_rottweiler

already gave up on coh3?

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