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pwnstickk

also because usa has his ass bottled up

fireball933

Aveator is the type of underwater detective that can recover the titanic while jeremy wade and simply are underwater detectives who can only recover dead bodies floating in rivers

vincers

youre basically getting buggered

whodahexdatguy

SabaPing

10bag

@whodahexdatguy they are ripping apart the fetusisters like warm bread followed by eating out her remains by oral intercourse like au jus sauce therefore they will go down in history as necropedophiliacs, cannibals, and necrobeastialitist

fireball933

XcomReborn was a middle-aged British man who lived alone in a small apartment in the heart of Manchester. He was addicted to watching the BBC and spent most of his free time in front of the computer screen. XcomReborn's favorite show was about a young Somalian man named Jamal, who was a student at a local college campus. Jamal was incredibly charming and charismatic, and all the women on campus loved him.

whodahexdatguy

dumpster dive au jus monkaS

fireball933

XcomReborn was fascinated by Jamal and his ability to charm women effortlessly. He watched the show religiously, every day at the same time, never missing an episode. He felt jealous of Jamal, and yet he couldn't help but admire him. He found himself yearning for a similar kind of attention from women, but he found them to be so unapproachable.

pwnstickk

eggs calm is in the zone right now

fireball933

Dr. John Boner Jones, a young Ph.D. scientist from Bonerparte University, had heard about XcomReborn's addiction to the BBC and decided to study him. Dr. Jones wanted to know the long-term effects of BBC addiction in the long term. He approached XcomReborn and asked him to participate in his study.

vincers

I come here for the stellar gameplay but I stay for the Xcom fanlore.

gabok222

You said long term twice

fireball933

XcomReborn was hesitant at first, but he agreed to participate when he heard that the study would involve watching even more of his favorite BBC show about Jamal. Dr. Jones set up a camera in XcomReborn's living room and observed him as he watched the show.

whodahexdatguy

Relic can try to kill coh1 but they'll never kill the xcom lore

gabok222

Are double panthers the only way out of this?

fireball933

As Dr. Jones watched XcomReborn watch the show, he could see the envy and desire in his eyes. XcomReborn was transfixed by Jamal's charm and the attention he received from women. Dr. Jones knew that XcomReborn was struggling with his own inability to connect with women, and he wanted to help him.

pwnstickk

eggs calm got this, stronghold is becoming impenetrable

tata_od_dote

Is? Vamiper truck doing anything ?

pwnstickk

it is scouting for snipers

tata_od_dote

Scouting ? How does it work ?

pwnstickk

it shows enemy position on mini map

tata_od_dote

yon don't have advanced repari

whodahexdatguy

Will this be another burger tiger slugfest

1aveator

why do you have fg42?

1aveator

so there is a time after getting them that favors fg42 before butterfly bombs area available?

pr0jectigi

thats why i dont use helcats,2 shots hit panther , not a scratch

pr0jectigi

Aveator did you ski this winter in Colorado ?

1aveator

Our fallshirmjaeger brothers have been murdered!

vincers

Is burger tiger worth it here?

1aveator

Fuck ski and fuck winter

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