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pwnstickk |
also because usa has his ass bottled up | ||
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fireball933 |
Aveator is the type of underwater detective that can recover the titanic while jeremy wade and simply are underwater detectives who can only recover dead bodies floating in rivers | ||
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vincers |
youre basically getting buggered | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
SabaPing | ||
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10bag |
@whodahexdatguy they are ripping apart the fetusisters like warm bread followed by eating out her remains by oral intercourse like au jus sauce therefore they will go down in history as necropedophiliacs, cannibals, and necrobeastialitist | ||
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fireball933 |
XcomReborn was a middle-aged British man who lived alone in a small apartment in the heart of Manchester. He was addicted to watching the BBC and spent most of his free time in front of the computer screen. XcomReborn's favorite show was about a young Somalian man named Jamal, who was a student at a local college campus. Jamal was incredibly charming and charismatic, and all the women on campus loved him. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
dumpster dive au jus monkaS | ||
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fireball933 |
XcomReborn was fascinated by Jamal and his ability to charm women effortlessly. He watched the show religiously, every day at the same time, never missing an episode. He felt jealous of Jamal, and yet he couldn't help but admire him. He found himself yearning for a similar kind of attention from women, but he found them to be so unapproachable. | ||
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pwnstickk |
eggs calm is in the zone right now | ||
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fireball933 |
Dr. John Boner Jones, a young Ph.D. scientist from Bonerparte University, had heard about XcomReborn's addiction to the BBC and decided to study him. Dr. Jones wanted to know the long-term effects of BBC addiction in the long term. He approached XcomReborn and asked him to participate in his study. | ||
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vincers |
I come here for the stellar gameplay but I stay for the Xcom fanlore. | ||
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gabok222 |
You said long term twice | ||
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fireball933 |
XcomReborn was hesitant at first, but he agreed to participate when he heard that the study would involve watching even more of his favorite BBC show about Jamal. Dr. Jones set up a camera in XcomReborn's living room and observed him as he watched the show. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Relic can try to kill coh1 but they'll never kill the xcom lore | ||
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gabok222 |
Are double panthers the only way out of this? | ||
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fireball933 |
As Dr. Jones watched XcomReborn watch the show, he could see the envy and desire in his eyes. XcomReborn was transfixed by Jamal's charm and the attention he received from women. Dr. Jones knew that XcomReborn was struggling with his own inability to connect with women, and he wanted to help him. | ||
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pwnstickk |
eggs calm got this, stronghold is becoming impenetrable | ||
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tata_od_dote |
Is? Vamiper truck doing anything ? | ||
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pwnstickk |
it is scouting for snipers | ||
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tata_od_dote |
Scouting ? How does it work ? | ||
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pwnstickk |
it shows enemy position on mini map | ||
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tata_od_dote |
yon don't have advanced repari | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Will this be another burger tiger slugfest | ||
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1aveator |
why do you have fg42? | ||
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1aveator |
so there is a time after getting them that favors fg42 before butterfly bombs area available? | ||
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pr0jectigi |
thats why i dont use helcats,2 shots hit panther , not a scratch | ||
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pr0jectigi |
Aveator did you ski this winter in Colorado ? | ||
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1aveator |
Our fallshirmjaeger brothers have been murdered! | ||
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vincers |
Is burger tiger worth it here? | ||
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1aveator |
Fuck ski and fuck winter |
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