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napoleonicass

I was stressed after long day at school

1aveator

Your in college?

1aveator

and cant get tail? bruh

napoleonicass

No I have OCD like xcom, I'm afraid of STDS

w0ggie

bruh

napoleonicass

Plenty of low quality women want me, but I don't want them

napoleonicass

not worth it

w0ggie

you sound llike a total chad, @napoleonicass

napoleonicass

the high quality women don't want me though FeelsBadMan

dumaistv

dumaisDexenCry

napoleonicass

@DumaisTV WutFace

dumaistv

LUL

napoleonicass

How many dexen tears can 1 dexen tissue hold?

dumaistv

This depends on the level of butt hurt

napoleonicass

The higher the butt hurt, the bigger the tear drops? cmonBruh

dumaistv

the more tears produced, therefore the more tissues

napoleonicass

I predict 1 dexen tissue sheet can hold 100 Dexen tears

napoleonicass

@XcomReborn When you sneeze in the morning from the sunlight, what do you use to wipe your snot?

napoleonicass

sunlight triggers sneezing reaction

w0ggie

is sneezing gay?

w0ggie

is it gay to have sex with a woman?

w0ggie

because it involves a man

w0ggie

which is gay

dumaistv

LMG grens squadPH

w0ggie

stag abuse is definitely gay

dumaistv

L2P issue tbh

w0ggie

I got a speeding ticket yesterday

w0ggie

xcom will you pay it for me

w0ggie

why not bro

dumaistv

Songs might pay it Kappa

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