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shaving_private_ryan93

@alfredjodocusquack where u been bruh

alfredjodocusquack

what you mean? im here

shaving_private_ryan93

i havent seen u on coh in while

whodahexdatguy

alfred runs germanys most prestigious carpet cleaning complany now

shaving_private_ryan93

ahhh

shaving_private_ryan93

nice he uses his tongue to do it?

whodahexdatguy

bingo

pr0jectigi

motor pool+at gun is 520 manpower and cant reinforce it, drop it from the sky is 350 and you can reinforce it

alfredjodocusquack

toothbrush cmonBruh

alfredjodocusquack

PHD in carpet cleaning 😎

whodahexdatguy

cmonBruh strictly toothbrush? or do you dabble in the arts?

alfredjodocusquack

there are many tools, you gotta assess every cleaning job individually

whodahexdatguy

😎

shaving_private_ryan93

very wise i guess thats why your \"running\" it SeemsGood

whodahexdatguy

alfreds custom cuhck carpet cleaning 😎

alfredjodocusquack

My name is alfredjodocusquack, but you can call me Alfie for short (because let's face it, that name is a mouthful). I may be a duck, but don't let that fool you - I'm a real catch.

alfredjodocusquack

My favorite thing to do is watch the BBC show, and let me tell you, I get really into it. Like, really into it. So much so that I like to make duck noises while I watch Jamal and my girlfriend do some activities together. I know, I know, it's a little weird, but it's just part of my charm.

whodahexdatguy

😎

mwoma

need more anti tanks now

ascensionofironroman

This twitch \"community\" is the worst. Unfollowed. Ciao you bunch of virgin losers

alfredjodocusquack

37 kill Sherman Kreygasm

mwoma

king sherman

whodahexdatguy

you need a v r e

alfredjodocusquack

you guys need Jesus cmonBruh

10bag

DumaisTV is the type of guy during his first sexual experience with a black woman would most likely be singing about a Black African flower named Shaniqua (instead of a white flower German flower named Erika) while xcom is more the type of guy when losing his virginity to a black girl would yell the N-word (very high chance) at some point during his first sexual experience with a woman.

whodahexdatguy

that sherman has earned a crab flail upgrade

10bag

@XcomReborn Is being a cunt a trait of high intelligence? You're mistaking cynicism and narcissism with intelligence. A real smart person would understand that general population are not smart and not be angry at them. A person of low IQ would be frustrated at someone for not knowing something. It's just information. All the intelligent people I've ever met are nice people. Only angry people who think they are smart hate everyone.

10bag

@XcomReborn Well You're a genius, Why are you so smart? Did you get most of your IQ from COH 1? What's your day job eggs? What Uni did you go. Classic. Cynic all the way. I have a degree in computer science. What degree do you have?

mwoma

shit bag copey pasta

10bag

@MWOMA seeing as how humanity has been eating the microscopicbabies from time immemorial, I would say yes posterity is more important and it is therefore imperative that we extricate ourselves from cannibalism and thus accomplishment of meeting the ends necessary and proper to remove progeny from death and consumption supercedes all other endeavors and issues facing humanity at the current moment in time.

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