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10bag |
XcomReborn was a middle-aged British man who lived alone in a small apartment in the heart of Manchester. He was addicted to watching the BBC and spent most of his free time in front of the computer screen. XcomReborn's favorite show was about a young Somalian man named Jamal, who was a student at a local college campus. Jamal was incredibly charming and charismatic, and all the women on campus loved him. | ||
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pr0jectigi |
excom doesnt hate stupid people,he likes Adriana Chechik for example and she is much closer to the other part of smart | ||
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major_tom44 |
Eggs cum tilt hours | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when inviting one of his friends over for microwave Barbeque (BBQ) will instead accidentally text his friend BBC instead of BBQ from 20-year addiction reflexes every day | ||
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10bag |
@XcomReborn bro go to Canada, meet dumaisTV and start your own Bloods and Crips version of a gang, except its all white people you make your own white gang and dumaisTV makes his own white gang and then beef with each other | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy his gang, their daily bread or staple food would be microwave meals and tea or lemony drinks for the perfect dad bod, while dumaisTV his gang, their daily bread or staple food would be rum and coke and chicken breast for the perfect abs | ||
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10bag |
@XcomReborn bro give me some constructive feedback, what would happen if I look at what you do from day to day, then do the complete opposite of what you do until I'm 42 years old, what would happen? | ||
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gabok222 |
oh yeah, bombing runs time | ||
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major_tom44 |
Eggs com gonna rage so hard if bombing run plane falls down, mark my words and it will fall | ||
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10bag |
Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our daily grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022 | ||
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1aveator |
Amen | ||
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10bag |
Amen | ||
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gabok222 |
I did not know xcomreborn was religious | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy to when looking for porn videos searches \"Unapproachable College teen Gets Destroyed by BBC while a Professor with a Ph.D. watches\" to get an adrenaline rush and tap into some of his old repressed sexual frusteration | ||
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pr0jectigi |
damn this Russian is good,he better be mobilized instead of playing game | ||
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pr0jectigi |
this could be Bulat | ||
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gabok222 |
That was a holy grenade | ||
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10bag |
XcomReborn and DumaisTV are the type of guys who would only eat vanilla ice cream over and over and never get bored of vanilla ice cream, but never don’t want to try chocolate ice cream or coconut ice cream or pineapple flavor ice cream because it’s outside of their comfort zone safe bubble. | ||
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pwnstickk |
what happened there? god like nade? | ||
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pr0jectigi |
schreck on the ground left side of map | ||
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pr0jectigi |
ok,this chat has time delay so sometimes make statements funny | ||
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10bag |
@Pr0jectIGI I don’t think you’ve been brainwashing yourself, oh no, instead for the past 20 years your core instincts have guided you to faithfully BBC porn because you are divinely attracted to fear, terror and the adrenaline rush. Your own body’s mechanics recognized this and elected to make you understand your own fear and hence it was best to simply withdraw from the sexual realm altogether, hence you going pussyfree for 42 years so far. | ||
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cheeruppal |
nice recon. ammo well spent | ||
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1aveator |
@Pr0jectIGI Refresh stream | ||
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10bag |
XcomReborn is the type of guy, instead of dealing with the root of the problem (not being touched by a woman) he tries to mask the problem by playing videogames and watching porn, which is a good short term solution, but in the long term (Over 20 years of not being touched by a woman) can cause symptoms such as banning people trying to help him, calling LGBTQ people the F word, calling Asians small dick and hating every single human being on the planet. | ||
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pwnstickk |
take it easy on eggs calm, shitbag. Maybe lets focus more on TC Songs, always a good target. | ||
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10bag |
XcomReborn is the type of guy that would watch BBC videos for hours every day but never comment in the comment section because he’s afraid the government will track him down, while dumaisTV is the type of guy that would never watch BBC videos, but will instantly pause when the video starts and will post extremely racist comments in the comment section below the BBC video. | ||
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asbrandi |
not bad | ||
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asbrandi |
i never realized you dont use tactical map | ||
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pr0jectigi |
he needs p4 vs inf blob,best unit |
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