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10bag

I have welled up so much over the last few hours. I'm by no means a royalist, I'm from Lancashire, where the men are big and dumb. This set me over the edge. Good night and god bless Your Majesty.

whodahexdatguy

There are few who'd deny, at microwaving foods I am the best, For my talents are renowned in the UK. When it comes to surprises like Jamal jumping out of the bushes, I excel at being afraid without even trying. With the slightest little effort of my dadbod rizz, I have seen grown women give out a shriek. With a wave of my finger, and a well-placed button punch, I have cooked the very best microwave meals.

statementlive

Mistaken been maken

alfredjodocusquack

Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our daily grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022

johnnyrapid001

15 VP

statementlive

One of those hard fought losses

whodahexdatguy

If xcom pulls this off with this amount of autism in chat kudos to him

alfredjodocusquack

what autism bro

kwinno

double mortars at one point like wtf

statementlive

LOL DUDE AUTISTISM? speak for yourself maybe? I got multiple test and never scored all points??? Sucker!

alfredjodocusquack

you have chosen……. Poorly

statementlive

Maybe it would have helped if you weren't being such a fucking noob

shaving_private_ryan93

Pershing might save

whodahexdatguy

Ah yes indiana jones

gabok222

Save up for artillery shoot, send sneaky squad to bottom vp, take out bunker with artillery and then cap? Bad idea or shit idea?

kwinno

Pershing might save...?

alfredjodocusquack

ban statements fish face SabaPing

shaving_private_ryan93

@kwinno yeah why doesn’t he make Pershing

whodahexdatguy

Kappa

statementlive

!useralias kwinno joseph stalin is my nibba

cohopponentbot

kwinno's alias has been set to joseph stalin is my nibba

alfredjodocusquack

WutFace

whodahexdatguy

Call in king tiger and skill plane?

kwinno

uhoh

johnnyrapid001

still 15 VP

farisjc

egg scum would you like chat to pray for you?

alfredjodocusquack

thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻

shaving_private_ryan93

U can still win just try to cap the vp

whodahexdatguy

Say the lords prayer

shaving_private_ryan93

And try to take more territory

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