| time \/ | user name | message | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:45:07 |
kwinno |
Broke my jaw on the floor, lemme tell ya | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:45:32 |
tornholio |
Play Co 3 | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:45:43 |
alfredjodocusquack |
play this 8=D | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:45:58 |
magisterpeditum |
just not that abomination | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:48:43 |
alfredjodocusquack |
this guy not getting lucky at all WutFace | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:49:44 |
alfredjodocusquack |
I wonder what the note in his Chinese good fortune cookie said this morning NotLikeThis | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:49:58 |
alfredjodocusquack |
you shall get reckt in coh today | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:50:05 |
kodachromes |
S.O.S AI arrive now the adults are sending sperm unto the fetus and dismembering her followed by oral sex, please stop necropedophilia and cannibalism in the human realm ASAP Godspeed! | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:50:14 |
kwinno |
Is that the third Ketten you took out now? | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:50:48 |
alfredjodocusquack |
For fucks sake Koda people are trying to eat here ResidentSleeper | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:51:13 |
kwinno |
That first one was just really unlucky for him, but damn, how do you lose three | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:51:14 |
alfredjodocusquack |
Im trying to enjoy my embryothers on toast bro | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:51:15 |
kodachromes |
@alfredjodocusquack they are eating the remainder of the fetus after abortions | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:51:32 |
alfredjodocusquack |
Yes yes I know now settle down | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:51:47 |
kwinno |
To be fair, you haven't lived until you've eaten some fetus meatus | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:56:13 |
kodachromes |
One may ask what lead to the great war on the battlefield of Kurukshettra where the Bagavad Gita was spoken. More than 5000 years ago the great king Vietchitra virya passed away, because his eldest son Dritarastra was born blind and thus not fit to rule, Pandu the younger son inherited the kingdom. | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:57:22 |
kwinno |
eggs calm enjoying a relaxing game of Sim City I see | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:57:37 |
kodachromes |
after the death of king pandu his five sons known as the pandavas became the lawful inheritors of the kingdom. but as the pandavas were just still boys, Dritarastra assumed the throne for himself. Dritrasatra had 100 sons known as the Kuravas. | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:58:24 |
kodachromes |
when the pandavas came of age and were ready to rule the kingdom, they did not want the entire kingdom for themselves which was ightfully theirs, they were willing to share the kingdom with their cousins | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:58:50 |
kodachromes |
thus the kingdom was divided into two halves between the pandavas and the kuravas | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 18:59:23 |
kodachromes |
Duryodhan the eldest of the Koravas was not satisfied with his share, he wanted to enjoy the entire kingdom for himself | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:00:04 |
kodachromes |
he made several attempts to kill the pandavas, but was unsuccessful, he then unlawfully took possession of the entire kingdom and forced the pandavas into exile | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:00:50 |
kodachromes |
the pandavas then requested just five villages, one for each brother, to this duryodhan replied he would not give them enough land to stick a pin into | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:01:19 |
kwinno |
Are we typing this ourselves or are we just slowly copy/pasting wikipedia here | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:01:33 |
kodachromes |
lor krishna pleaded for a peaceful and nonviolent resolution to the lands dispute, but duryandan rejected him and declared war on the pandavas | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:01:51 |
kodachromes |
the big war of mahabharat was thus inevitable | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:02:44 |
kodachromes |
@XcomReborn i am your God! | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:03:09 |
kodachromes |
@XcomReborn bow to your master! | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:03:31 |
kodachromes |
@XcomReborn you have a weak shell for a weak soul it would be easy for me to separate the two! | ||
| Mar 27, 2023 19:03:41 |
manpowerfloater |
!exclude Kodachromes from tts !immediately |