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christocoh

Right

christocoh

Oooh

christocoh

Oh

christocoh

:(

christocoh

I dont know what any of that is \"(

1aveator

Vagine is Vagine no?

whodahexdatguy

monkaS

10bag

If you think about it, Xcom hasn’t been touched by a woman since September 11, 2001. Now it’s already 2022. That’s more than 20 years of not being touched by a woman which means virtually low amounts of Oxytocin produced in his brain for 20 years which would explain the absolute hatred and rage he has for absolutely everybody.

alfredjodocusquack

@ChristoCoH bro would you rather have a 10/10 with an Arby's roastbeef grenade went off looking vagina or a 6/10 with immaculate minge?

christocoh

Ive heard eggs come is our guy and if he cant do it then no one can

1aveator

After studying 3,305 people ages 16 to 44, researchers found that the brain’s response time begins to decline at age 24. The descent is a slow, but nonetheless a steady one. The study also found that older participants compensated for their shortage of speed with strategy and efficiency.

whodahexdatguy

( ☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ☞ shut the fuck

reja_rico

Charlie is not giving up

christocoh

Hello! It is I

10bag

Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word quite loudly, almost shouting, in order to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up.

alfredjodocusquack

shut the fuck 🤐

pr0jectigi

in the case of food shortage just to remind that a vegan person is the closest thing you will find to grass fed grass finished organic meat

10bag

if i'm not pay i lodzje? i don't want lodzje, so i pay. This is everytime more pay. We have to pay everytime, why? cuz everyone pay. pay pay, they says pay? you win? fuckoff, so if you pay you win and if i not pay then i am lodzje? you want to make me lodzje????? always make cash, cash pay, cash and then they say no pay, why? because you have to lodzje! no pay? but i want to pay! if i pay i'm win? if i'm not pay i'm lodzje, shut the fuck

whodahexdatguy

if i'm not pay i lodzje? i don't want lodzje, so i pay. This is everytime more pay. We have to pay everytime, why? cuz everyone pay. pay pay, they says pay? you win? fuckoff, so if you pay you win and if i not pay then i am lodzje? you want to make me lodzje????? always make cash, cash pay, cash and then they say no pay, why? because you have to lodzje! no pay? but i want to pay! if i pay i'm win? if i'm not pay i'm lodzje, shut the fuck

the_real_pseudoscientist

Chat dropping the deep questions today

10bag

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?

whodahexdatguy

charlie sheen is immortal as evidenced by all the drugs hes done and all the STDs hes amassed over the years

1aveator

I think its more about the angle of the dangle than anything else.

pr0jectigi

i ask because as you know he is HIV positive

whodahexdatguy

you mean who in the what? barely monkaS

pr0jectigi

excom how long Charlie Sheen is expected to live

alfredjodocusquack

hj said it’s all about the motion tho cmonBruh

1aveator

what in the who now

whodahexdatguy

ah yes its quite pathetic jackrabbiting my gf and giving her zero satisfaction monkaS

alfredjodocusquack

how’s the swc life going my guy?

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