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whodahexdatguy |
freshly toweled filtered colorado air Kreygasm | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
My love for baseball is so intense that I wear a hat 24/7, and no, I'm not exaggerating! You can find me in a baseball cap at all times, even in the shower. I mean, who needs shampoo when you have a trusty baseball hat to protect your hair, right? | ||
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1aveator |
Its amazing how 3 seconds of a stream can change ones life. Whats your favorite microwave meal xcom? | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Dr. Boner Jones stated; \"Long-term micro-wave meals care can put a tremendous strain on finances, especially for the elderly who spend their glory years shitting themselves, snorting CoHcaine and absent-mindedly walking into online scams and trafic. I cannot recommend Xcom-Micro-Meals highly enough. You won't find quality microwave meals on the internet for lower prices. And i'm a doctor, so you can trust me.\" | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy when his microwave meal is ready, instead of waiting two minutes for his food to cool down, he wants instant gratification and eats his food right away and burns his mouth, but instead of learning from his mistake, he will do the same thing again and keep burning his mouth over and over again on hot microwave meals | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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fortultima |
British gamer & microwave meal master seeking first love experience. At 50 years old, I've lived an unfulfilling life and Im not ready to experience the love and touch of a man however I need one. When I'm not busy making a storm with my dildo, you can find me immersed in the world of furry dating video games. I'm looking for a kind, understanding, and lgbtq open-minded partner who can join me on this gay new adventure. Let's play, cook and explore our gay life together. | ||
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pr0jectigi |
get captain now later liutenant | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
shut the fuck up | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
zoom hack ✔ tryhard clown ✔ 5'6\" manlet ✔ 4 incher ✔ insect micro ✔ | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Not looking good chief | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
trench spam ✔ stuart killed by mine ✔ staghound spam rekt by grens ✔ last ditch commandos shit on ✔ MVGame ✔ uninstalled ✔ resurrection ✔ | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Browsing telegram channels for bbc appointment on weekend ✔ retrieving carpet from proffessional carpet wash house ✔ positioning cuck chair in the corner of the room ✔ making sure vocal chords are ready to produce high pitched duck noices ✔ | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
SabaPing statements face SabaPing statements face SabaPing statements face. SabaPing statements face. SabaPing statements face. SabaPing statements face | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
!permit fortultima | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
!permit fortultima | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
!permit fortultima | ||
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strongercoh |
xcomreFind | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
my first game in like 2 years and stronger comes at me and statement with double bren carriers on duclair cmonBruh | ||
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pr0jectigi |
take piat on the ground with tommy squad | ||
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pr0jectigi |
from trench | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
It's not even close look your VP lead just stall | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Dude you were leading in vp | ||
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lol4ik89 |
u didnt say him small dick? WutFace | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
True | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Yea the early game usually decides the tempo | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Double firefly and it is double tap | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
fireflies require command tank | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
command tank isnt esay to kill with 2 flies around it |
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