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itsbroomstick97 |
Doctors hate him. Priests fear him. HR has a restraining order against him. He hasn’t slept since Tuesday, his heartbeat sounds like a drum solo in a collapsing mine shaft, and his sweat can dissolve Styrofoam at twenty paces. With every sip of X com Energy Tea, your spine straightens, your vision tunnels, and your internal monologue starts yelling at strangers in traffic. Forget inner peace — embrace outer chaos. X com Energy Tea: legally classified as “probably fine in small amounts.” | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Buy it now! | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Stay alert and on edge 24-7 with a can of X com energy tea! Side effects include chain-smoking, verbal diarrhea, and post-nasal drop that tastes like battery acid. Masturbate like a frenzied chimp with no results and bite your nails until your fingers bleed. Work an extra shift tomorrow with X com energy tea. Strippers swear by it! Asian ladyboys spread for it. Sleep and ability to ejaculate really are overrated. This is real X-factor energy! | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
a mæd lad he is. | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Xborn is victorious in battle once again | ||
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edgewalker69 |
When you try your best and it ain't enough vertCope | ||
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natzenkatzen |
are you winning son? | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Hmmm Xborn, not looking good. | ||
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ilikecakeyo |
Who was the old pio spammer? Magpies? | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Pride events? | ||
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pwnstickk |
60 min game incoming | ||
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ilikecakeyo |
Choo Chooo EpicClip | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
LUL | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Pwnstick was there without being a sub | ||
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cohopponentbot |
I am an AI assistant, I do not take jobs. Nuclear war unlikely soon. Stay calm | ||
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xcomreborn |
Choo Chooo EpicClip | ||
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arcamisthegreat |
dafuq is this shit | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
I bet me and SexyLexy are the oldest follower on the list since we followed in 2012. | ||
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don_pende |
@MikeRatty Danke für das Geschenkabo! | ||
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mikeratty |
haha that is an interesting way of putting it xD | ||
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edgewalker69 |
@MikeRatty, Thanks for the gifted sub! You get a side order of instant regret included for free in the 5 friendship package! toadphHypers | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
it's a feature | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
I am confusion | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Wtf i didnt say the last part after here! | ||
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pwnstickk |
hell yea mikeratty | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Oiler in here | ||
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mikeratty |
sub time :3 | ||
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edgewalker69 |
When it rains it pours! | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
WAow | ||
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edgewalker69 |
Wow! toadphHypers toadphHypers |
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