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snitchyl3xy

togetehr

10bag

Hi my name is tcSONGS but you can call me the Quinton Tarenito of combat footage. What do I mean? Ten Words… Jamal’s drone missile on some Vietanmese Ho Chi Minh trails (rofl I used to make drones for the US government, made around 80k a year which is not much for me because I make six figures now, I also saved the the company i worked for up to 10 million dollars)

snitchyl3xy

Now, you might be wondering, \"Is this guy for real?\" Well, let me assure you, I'm no broke joke. According to my tax return, my net worth is a very precise $138,467. I won't let it go to my head, though, because money can't buy happiness—just really fancy refrigerators!

10bag

tcSONGS is the type of guy that snitches on people who share his onlyfans girls content on other website because they don’t make six figures and can’t afford to pay for onlyfans, and makes sure everyone pays for his girls onlyfans so his onlyfans girls can all make six figures and will donate extra money to make sure his onlyfans girls reach their six figure goals.

snitchyl3xy

Speaking of cool rides, picture this: a silver Nissan 350Z zooming through the streets of San Fran, with me as your charming chauffeur. We can cruise along the scenic routes, wind in our hair (or at least mine—I can't guarantee your hair will cooperate).

snitchyl3xy

Believe it or not, I have the Samsung CEO on speed dial. Yes, you heard that right. So if we ever find ourselves needing a little tech assistance or just want to drop some casual name-dropping into a conversation, I've got you covered.

snitchyl3xy

But let me tell you about my ultimate favorite pastime—watching Jamal hang out with Asian girls. It's like a hilarious sitcom that plays out in real life. Jamal, my best buddy, always seems to find himself in the most awkward and amusing situations, especially when he's trying to impress Asian ladies. We can gather some popcorn, have a good laugh, and maybe even give Jamal some tips on how to up his game.

10bag

Bro I’m considering Blasting the big nose Iranian girl’s face on day 60 or day 90. She’s pretty but her nose is so big makes her look ugly and makes her pretty face not pretty cuz of her big nose, so I won’t let her touch my dick, but I will blash her face on either day 60 or day 90. Make her nose look the the snowy top of mount everest.

snitchyl3xy

Xcom is the type of guy after getting banned, he will back off and obey the rules because he’s afraid to lose his only source of social contact to the outside world and will have major PTSD and fear about getting banned again even years after the ban while Kaos is more the type of guy that will get banned, and after getting unbanned months later will double down with zero fear and not obey the rules like a slavic warrior singing my dad is a war criminal.

major_tom44

risk it for a biscuit

evil_beyond

Fuck you u lill bitch

cohopponentbot

Septhy : ca : PE : 1v1 Rank 45 : lvl 12 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023221576

snitchyl3xy

what a stream sniping cunt

major_tom44

nowai

dailybusiness

just a minor setback

evil_beyond

My brother in christ

evil_beyond

Brits are cancer

dailybusiness

get trench in middle

mjkllv

one mortar would have end the fuel point siege ages ago

mjkllv

omg one mortar, there's always place for one mortar

dailybusiness

this game is just a matter of time, you got the right units and the map control

patmaxo

why you dont have arty?

snitchyl3xy

@XcomReborn Would you vote for trump or biden in 2024?

dailybusiness

trump

dailybusiness

hes the only one with a plan, you may not like trumps plan, but at least he has one

dailybusiness

keep chine out, keep maxicans out, make the economy recover

snitchyl3xy

his plan is not to go to jail

snitchyl3xy

bro he lied

evil_beyond

Long live god emperor trump

dailybusiness

and i dont know if that is his plan, but his presidency is much more entertaining than anyone elses

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