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10bag |
agreed bro | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
In an alternate universe where women were actually approachable and XcomReborn didn’t give in to his instant gratification mammalian brain, Xcom manages to get himself a wife. Instead of planning romantic dates and vacations he instead goes on the internet to ask questions. like, How can I get my wife to like Jamal? | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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10bag |
There are few who'd deny, at microwaving foods I am the best, For my talents are renowned in the UK. When it comes to surprises like Jamal jumping out of the bushes, I excel at being afraid without even trying. With the slightest little effort of my dadbod rizz, I have seen grown women give out a shriek. With a wave of my finger, and a well-placed button punch, I have cooked the very best microwave meals. | ||
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evil_beyond |
I fart on your comments | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
Xcom is the type of guy back when interent was slow as a kid, would wait for his parents to leave the house, then he would wait 30 minutes to load 1 porn picture, which was the beginning of his 30 year battle with porn addiction. | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy who by the end of his lifetime has seen more naked women than Ghengis Khan while at the same time maintaining the same number of body counts and romantic relationships as Issac Newton, while Dr. Luckbar is more the type of guy who sees 3,000 white German penises in person, but has never seen a single BBC out of the 3,000 cocks | ||
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evil_beyond |
Eggs com is more like main character of sisu | ||
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10bag |
⚔️🇬🇧 RTS Pro ✔️ retired PhD ✔️ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔️ Voice of a boomer ✔️ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔️ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle 🇬🇧 ✔️ ⚔️ | ||
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mwoma |
why you guys bully egsscum ? | ||
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10bag |
bully ? | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
@evil_beyond Bro Croatian currency is so fake when you tell google to convert USD to Croatian Kuna Google says it's Obsolete currency and doesn't even show currency or give you the option to convert it on google | ||
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10bag |
whole country is obsolete bro they decided to call it a day after they failed to invent hot water for so long | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
@10bag I would trust Elon Musk's same Dodge coins more than Croatian Kuna currency | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
scam Dodge coins* | ||
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10bag |
bro people like xcom still think elon is taking them to the moon | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
@10bag does Xcom realize Elon Musk was born from a wealthy millionaire mining company, and all he did was cofind paypal, sell it than use the US government money to fund his tesla and space X for \"Saving the environment\" and \"space exploration\" ? | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
dude is genius scammer | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
then* | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
then clams he's genius engineer | ||
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mwoma |
Russians not winning since 2022 | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Stardust : de : US : 1v1 Rank : lvl 0 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198847812441 | ||
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mwoma |
show this nazi who is the boss | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
@XcomReborn make more black friends so you can learn how black people speak | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
@XcomReborn have you ever considered developing a healthy long term relationship? | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
a woman | ||
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snitchyl3xy |
your definition of a woamn is probably the same as elon musk's defintion of a owamn | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Mbert : us : PE : 1v1 Rank 233 : lvl 5 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995287912 | ||
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evil_beyond |
Why is jerry bad guy | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Mbert : us : PE : 1v1 Rank 233 : lvl 5 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995287912 |
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