| time \/ | user name | message | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:16:33 |
10bag |
agreed bro | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:18:10 |
snitchyl3xy |
In an alternate universe where women were actually approachable and XcomReborn didn’t give in to his instant gratification mammalian brain, Xcom manages to get himself a wife. Instead of planning romantic dates and vacations he instead goes on the internet to ask questions. like, How can I get my wife to like Jamal? | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:19:33 |
10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:20:12 |
10bag |
There are few who'd deny, at microwaving foods I am the best, For my talents are renowned in the UK. When it comes to surprises like Jamal jumping out of the bushes, I excel at being afraid without even trying. With the slightest little effort of my dadbod rizz, I have seen grown women give out a shriek. With a wave of my finger, and a well-placed button punch, I have cooked the very best microwave meals. | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:20:29 |
evil_beyond |
I fart on your comments | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:20:34 |
snitchyl3xy |
Xcom is the type of guy back when interent was slow as a kid, would wait for his parents to leave the house, then he would wait 30 minutes to load 1 porn picture, which was the beginning of his 30 year battle with porn addiction. | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:21:38 |
10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy who by the end of his lifetime has seen more naked women than Ghengis Khan while at the same time maintaining the same number of body counts and romantic relationships as Issac Newton, while Dr. Luckbar is more the type of guy who sees 3,000 white German penises in person, but has never seen a single BBC out of the 3,000 cocks | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:21:42 |
evil_beyond |
Eggs com is more like main character of sisu | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:22:07 |
10bag |
⚔️🇬🇧 RTS Pro ✔️ retired PhD ✔️ Best UK Microwave meal master ✔️ Voice of a boomer ✔️ Knowing of all things microwave and porn related ✔️ Better than you at living a sedentary lifestyle 🇬🇧 ✔️ ⚔️ | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:22:52 |
mwoma |
why you guys bully egsscum ? | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:23:08 |
10bag |
bully ? | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:23:39 |
snitchyl3xy |
@evil_beyond Bro Croatian currency is so fake when you tell google to convert USD to Croatian Kuna Google says it's Obsolete currency and doesn't even show currency or give you the option to convert it on google | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:24:23 |
10bag |
whole country is obsolete bro they decided to call it a day after they failed to invent hot water for so long | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:25:04 |
snitchyl3xy |
@10bag I would trust Elon Musk's same Dodge coins more than Croatian Kuna currency | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:25:13 |
snitchyl3xy |
scam Dodge coins* | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:25:33 |
10bag |
bro people like xcom still think elon is taking them to the moon | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:26:53 |
snitchyl3xy |
@10bag does Xcom realize Elon Musk was born from a wealthy millionaire mining company, and all he did was cofind paypal, sell it than use the US government money to fund his tesla and space X for \"Saving the environment\" and \"space exploration\" ? | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:26:57 |
snitchyl3xy |
dude is genius scammer | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:27:20 |
snitchyl3xy |
then* | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:27:51 |
snitchyl3xy |
then clams he's genius engineer | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:27:51 |
mwoma |
Russians not winning since 2022 | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:31:32 |
cohopponentbot |
Stardust : de : US : 1v1 Rank : lvl 0 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198847812441 | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:33:16 |
mwoma |
show this nazi who is the boss | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:34:03 |
snitchyl3xy |
@XcomReborn make more black friends so you can learn how black people speak | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:36:17 |
snitchyl3xy |
@XcomReborn have you ever considered developing a healthy long term relationship? | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:37:07 |
snitchyl3xy |
a woman | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:38:09 |
snitchyl3xy |
your definition of a woamn is probably the same as elon musk's defintion of a owamn | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 00:58:15 |
cohopponentbot |
Mbert : us : PE : 1v1 Rank 233 : lvl 5 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995287912 | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 01:02:15 |
evil_beyond |
Why is jerry bad guy | ||
| Jun 18, 2023 01:07:11 |
cohopponentbot |
Mbert : us : PE : 1v1 Rank 233 : lvl 5 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995287912 |