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| May 11, 2026 05:36:26 |
rthosetanktraps |
Washington Explains Parking Signs WASHINGTON: In the cities of our Republic, the citizen shall place his carriage beside the road. SOLDIER: A simple act. WASHINGTON: No. It shall be governed by a sign. SOLDIER: One sign? WASHINGTON: At first glance. SOLDIER: What shall the sign say? | ||
| May 11, 2026 05:36:35 |
rthosetanktraps |
WASHINGTON: “Two-hour parking, except Monday through Friday, 7 a.m. to 9 a.m., except commercial loading, except street cleaning, except permit holders, except holidays, except not the holiday you are thinking of.” SOLDIER: How shall a citizen know whether he may park? WASHINGTON: He shall stand on the curb and read upward, like a scholar studying scripture. SOLDIER: And if he misunderstands? WASHINGTON: A small paper shall be placed beneath his wiper. SOLDIER: By whom? | ||
| May 11, 2026 05:36:42 |
rthosetanktraps |
WASHINGTON: A silent rider in a tiny government vehicle. SOLDIER: Can he appeal? WASHINGTON: Yes. He may write a letter explaining that the sign was confusing. SOLDIER: And will mercy be granted? WASHINGTON: The city shall consider his plea and respond in six to eight weeks with the word “no.” SOLDIER: Why create such signs? WASHINGTON: So that every street may become a courtroom and every driver may become an attorney. | ||
| May 11, 2026 05:45:56 |
drugman88 |
Yeah my favourite part about this game- hitlers speech | ||
| May 11, 2026 05:53:08 |
drugman88 |
m8 that survived like 6 pz4 hits is something | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:01:55 |
drugman88 |
m8 looks so toxic | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:02:00 |
drugman88 |
Compared to puma | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:06:51 |
drugman88 |
?? u jew? | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:09:58 |
1aveator |
I have yeah | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:10:06 |
1aveator |
Splintercell you dick lol | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:10:32 |
1aveator |
wasnt bad | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:10:36 |
1aveator |
won some lost some | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:10:42 |
1aveator |
made some plays didnt lose to bs | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:11:31 |
1aveator |
its a horror survival sim game | ||
| May 11, 2026 06:14:00 |
1aveator |
yeah once the the mid game or end game is there, its kinda snowbally | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:11:27 |
drugman88 |
Oh no someone is discoverying who is the real nazis | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:12:36 |
ilikecakeyo |
Nope stop, go again. Nope stop, go again. | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:13:03 |
kegelgottwithoutzero |
green green | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:13:04 |
kegelgottwithoutzero |
;D | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:15:48 |
drugman88 |
Hubba bubba 6 gorillion happened - now they can kill children | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:17:01 |
drugman88 |
Israel does not want peace or safety - they just want genocide and take all the lands around | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:19:46 |
drugman88 |
Yeah its just israel first | ||
| May 11, 2026 07:20:32 |
itsbroomstick97 |
Britain still has a navy? | ||
| May 11, 2026 22:16:51 |
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| May 11, 2026 22:16:52 |
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| May 11, 2026 23:55:19 |
cohopponentbot |
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| May 11, 2026 23:59:08 |
xcomreborn |
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| May 12, 2026 00:00:38 |
itsbroomstick97 |
TwitchConHYPE TwitchConHYPE TwitchConHYPE | ||
| May 12, 2026 00:00:46 |
xcomreborn |
[wave] Monday night an nobody is about just me and broomstick | ||
| May 12, 2026 00:01:14 |
itsbroomstick97 |
Tought times indeed |