| time \/ | user name | message | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:24:16 |
edgewalker69 |
Excuse me, sir, we only serve homemade pasta here! | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:24:30 |
farisjc |
lol which home made it? | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:24:36 |
farisjc |
you? | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:25:00 |
edgewalker69 |
Seriously, guys. I don’t even understand copypasta. Why do you guys even do this copypasta thing. It doesn’t even make sense. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:25:05 |
edgewalker69 |
Look what i got you - another copypasta about how i hate retarded twitch kids who copypaste shitty pointless posts and spam facememes, but I obviously aim for you all idiots to copypaste this as well so I feel myself relevant for once in my fucking life | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:25:08 |
edgewalker69 |
THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:29:52 |
edgewalker69 |
You'll get'em next time X cum! | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:32:46 |
edgewalker69 |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the corner. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak. But don't let your midlife crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a Twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:32:49 |
edgewalker69 |
Company of Heroes is the trusted wonder pill for the over 40's that is guaranteed to keep you away from the edge of the abyss and your gold fish in the bowl. It's cheaper than leather pants, strip clubs, cigarettes, Asian lady boys, a convertible, or gambling. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:32:53 |
edgewalker69 |
Get all the effects of sniffing gasoline without the stigma. Common side effects include uncontrollable sweating, spontaneous orgasms while yawning. Wear thick underwear and avoid the elevator. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:39:39 |
itsbroomstick97 |
geegee | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:40:04 |
itsbroomstick97 |
Russians dont have plans. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:40:11 |
edgewalker69 |
It looked like a Russian invasion we've seen before. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:41:21 |
itsbroomstick97 |
United States of America really showed Russia how it was done with the Iran shinanigans. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:41:35 |
edgewalker69 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ea2-kt8ox4 | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:42:29 |
itsbroomstick97 |
That's why it's called war sadly | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:43:13 |
itsbroomstick97 |
And we enjoy war movies too. Like Band of Brothers and Saving Pirate Xborn | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:46:42 |
edgewalker69 |
!voice 2 | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:46:45 |
cohopponentbot |
Speaker selected as James_Earl_Jones | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:47:02 |
edgewalker69 |
Lucky China cunt! | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:47:16 |
natzenkatzen |
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no - Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:47:34 |
edgewalker69 |
Arrest that man X cum! | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:50:23 |
edgewalker69 |
He is giving you the Sun Tzu treatment! | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:51:19 |
natzenkatzen |
he's got alittle surprise for you | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:52:49 |
itsbroomstick97 |
Keep calm XbornReCum | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:54:53 |
pwnstickk |
luft is op as shit against tanks | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:55:03 |
natzenkatzen |
he won't go tank he won't go tanks - goes tanks | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:57:03 |
itsbroomstick97 |
lmao i was about to say something offensive according to twitch so i got a notice where i could choose to say it or not. | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:57:22 |
edgewalker69 |
So why did you just say it? | ||
| May 16, 2026 00:57:32 |
edgewalker69 |
The terrorist won now, bro?? |