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smartasstv

So, what do you say? Ready to take a ride on the wild side with tcSONGS? Let's swipe right and see where this goes.

gabok222

Listen to that engine purr

smartasstv

But enough about me, let's talk about what I'm looking for in a partner. If you're someone who's into high-speed chases, extravagant shopping sprees, and rooftop pool parties, then we're off to a good start. Bonus points if you're okay with paying $350/month for parking.

smartasstv

When I'm not tearing up the streets in my sweet ride, you can find me chilling in my swanky $2,500 apartment. And let me tell you, my place is decked out with all the latest tech. In fact, I have the Samsung CEO on speed dial so I can send him videos of my Asian girlfriends having fun with Jamal. Just kidding (or am I?).

1aveator

strangely specific

smartasstv

First things first, let me tell you a bit about myself. I drive a silver Nissan 350Z, so you know I'm all about speed and style. And if you're impressed by a fat wallet, you'll be happy to know that my taxable income is a cool $138,467.

smartasstv

Hey there potential soulmates, it's your boy tcSONGS here! If you're looking for a good time, buckle up because you're in for a wild ride.

10bag

XcomReborn was a man who lived and breathed the strategy game, Company of Heroes. He had been playing it for many years, mastering every unit and tactic with ease. But as time passed, he began to struggle against low-level players. What was once a 15-minute affair was now taking him up to an hour. He couldn't understand why he was getting worse at the game he loved so much.

10bag

@Pr0jectIGI cry more

smartasstv

DumaisTV is the type of guy during his first sexual experience with a black woman would most likely be singing about a Black African flower named Shaniqua (instead of a white flower German flower named Erika) while xcom is more the type of guy when losing virginity to a black girl would yell the N word (very high chance) at some point during his first sexual experience with a woman.

pr0jectigi

please no this spamming guys,its repetative and boring

smartasstv

DumaisTV is the type of guy that plays so much coh3 to a point where when he sees a black girl at a bar (has to be at least half white for him to be attracted) would start some cringe conversation about the Afrika Korps and how Germany tried to make Africa Great again during ww2.

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy that doesn’t drink alcohol and thinks he’s healtheir than everyone else because he doesn’t drink alcohol, but then ends up getting a heart attact from lack of physical activity and too many greasy microwaved foods.

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy when inviting one of his friends over for microwave Barbeque (BBQ) will instead accidentally text his friend BBC instead of BBQ from 20-year addiction reflexes every day

pr0jectigi

excom hates russian hackers but would gladly accept russian hookers

tashuchi

its russian hakers

vincers

size doesnt matter or so am told

pr0jectigi

mic is working

vincers

your micro is fine

pr0jectigi

yes

gabok222

It sounded like a beep, but yeah, the mic is fine

cohopponentbot

isla 2 : ar : WM : 1v1 Rank 232 : lvl 7 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198032976758

gabok222

BlusonicX is a disguting blobber

eggf4rtemitter

I dont mind loose stool as long as it comes out. If you eat wheat, it's sticky and you have to waste paper to wipe it

cyclo_path

Point wasnt even connected

artvandlay

yooo

cyclo_path

This guy just lost a squad capping nothing

dukekurt

wipe out

cohopponentbot

siim : ee : WM : 1v1 Rank : lvl 0 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198245630134

riflesready

Game still looks better than COH3 15 years later LUL

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