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10bag |
it's a combination of jones and boner | ||
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statementlive |
Where does boner jones get his name from | ||
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dukekurt |
sexually frustrate this 8===D | ||
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10bag |
I'm thinking if xcom can do a horny 25 years of sexual frustration energy release, but it would take a human sexuality expert like Dr. John Boner Jones to figure out how to horny release 25 years of sexual frustration energy , we need an expert | ||
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artvandlay |
:) | ||
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mwoma |
ask your mom ? | ||
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10bag |
If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
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gabok222 |
Cockblocked by the lieutenant, how embarrasing | ||
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dukekurt |
you took it too far, like stalin took communism | ||
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statementlive |
Yes | ||
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mwoma |
does a second LY increase damage ? | ||
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l0rdshish |
@DukeKurt | ||
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statementlive |
If she says it is yours, you \"accidently\" have her fall off the stairs | ||
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l0rdshish |
i just elaborated on what you said | ||
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10bag |
x com bro why you so butt hurt and full of negative energy bro? | ||
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dukekurt |
dang you are sick bro | ||
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l0rdshish |
a pregnant one as well @DukeKurt | ||
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dukekurt |
everybody has kicked a woman in the belly at least once | ||
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10bag |
Simply is the type of guy that when he’s fishing and catches a skinny Zander fish, instead of catching and releasing right away, he would yell and rage at the fish for being skinny and uncookable, giving the Zander fish major PTSD and scaring all the Ukrainian and Bavarian girls on the boat. | ||
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statementlive |
LUL | ||
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statementlive |
Did he make that joke | ||
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statementlive |
D: | ||
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l0rdshish |
if you think about it, everyone has had sex with their mom. because you start off inside them. - TCSongs 2022 | ||
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cyclo_path |
Hello X CUM | ||
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eggf4rtemitter |
to have a kid, should he first get laid? | ||
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10bag |
xcom bro would you rather have a 10/10 with an Arby's roastbeef grenade went off looking vagina or a 6/10 with immaculate minge? | ||
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10bag |
wow just getting started i see, i’m on like 5 beers 3 moscow mules and 3 glasses of wine just a warmup bay be i just drove around for 1 hour and 30 mins trying to find an open fried chicken place, come home and boom still streaming | ||
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10bag |
hj would you rather have a 26 year old latina whos been with like 35 white guys already or like an 18 year old latina girl thats either a virgin or only been with like 1 to 2 white guys? | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when he has a kid, he will just feed them microwaved fried chicken nuggets 3 times a day until they get sick, because they are fast to and easy to make so he can have more time to play videogames and watch porn. | ||
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hjtheman |
@10bag got the fired chicken one? Also they opened a Dave’s hot chicken near me. i’ll be doing a stream of me muck banging it, you should come watch. |
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