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May 9, 2023 01:41:24

10bag

Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game
May 9, 2023 01:41:08

10bag

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?
May 9, 2023 01:38:38

microsoftexcel2007

I played him yesterday I found him sus af
May 9, 2023 01:33:04

nosliwreborn

where is TTS
May 9, 2023 01:32:49

10bag

XcomReborn is the type of guy that has a PhD., so he’s smart enough to know that if he goes to a store in the daytime, there is a high chance of a British Zoomer Like Zulu recording him on tik tok, catching him being racist and going viral on tik tok with the video title “middle aged man caught being racist in 4k”, (very high chance) but at the same time he’s too afraid to go out at night because of jamal, causing a dilemma which causes him to stay indoors most of the time.
May 9, 2023 01:31:21

10bag

My best advice for XcomReborn is to cut back and reduce porn consumption from 9 hours a day, 7 days a week and maybe cut back and have 1 day of the week where he doesn’t watch BBC porn for 9 hours in order to heal his dopamine reward system at least once a week so he will have motivation to meet women in real life and get a job, cook real whole foods, and do some exercise or physical activity.
May 9, 2023 01:30:17

jammam

Eh ure comfortably ahead
May 9, 2023 01:27:38

10bag

Human beings have been playing some version of chess for more than 1400 years. It's one of the oldest and most widely played games in the world and has attained a cultural and intellectual significance that few other activities can match. While COH is only a game autistic kids have been playing for less than 17 years, less than the amount of time XcomReborn has not been touched by a woman
May 9, 2023 01:25:13

whodahexdatguy

like that?
May 9, 2023 01:24:23

jammam

Ugh yewh then they spazz around and somehow end up losing 2 models
May 9, 2023 01:24:01

microsoftexcel2007

I hate that the models stay for a second after u press t
May 9, 2023 01:20:13

jammam

They always jump around when u give attack move orders like that
May 9, 2023 01:18:56

jammam

From ur experience or u see now?
May 9, 2023 01:18:20

microsoftexcel2007

This guy is kind of sus
May 9, 2023 01:18:02

jammam

Flamers could have mega critted
May 9, 2023 01:17:50

jammam

Risky hold
May 9, 2023 01:15:41

jammam

U won map control too
May 9, 2023 01:14:13

bioodhound

ROE
May 9, 2023 01:14:09

bioodhound

@nosliwreborn lets play ring
May 9, 2023 01:13:10

nosliwreborn

where's tts
May 9, 2023 01:12:44

jammam

I think those that hound her are the minority though
May 9, 2023 01:12:42

nosliwreborn

@BIoodhound fuck you doing here
May 9, 2023 01:12:29

jammam

Or just remember jk rowling LUL
May 9, 2023 01:11:36

bioodhound

WTF
May 9, 2023 01:11:35

bioodhound

@nosliwreborn what u mean \"those\" people wilson
May 9, 2023 01:11:15

jammam

Yeah i kind of forget how insane censorship is, reminds me of how some MPs talk was cancelled because she said something not supportive of trans people
May 9, 2023 01:10:40

nosliwreborn

fuck those people
May 9, 2023 01:10:14

jammam

To win the under 16s all u gotta do is fornite dance or w/e
May 9, 2023 01:09:18

jammam

But thats why we need u excom
May 9, 2023 01:08:30

cohopponentbot

Leon : ca : US : 1v1 Rank 69 : lvl 12 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198929716107

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