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whodahexdatguy |
I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda a catch. I live in a car park in southern california, I have unlimited mothers pizza meals if youre really hungry. if thats not youre cup of tea, theres my buddy pinky who can fist with the best of them. so if youre ready to crusade for the microscopic babies, im the embryother for you | ||
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mr_sleaze |
no you can't | ||
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kegelgott19900000 |
in microwave ? | ||
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10bag |
trying to help koda get housing and mental health is like trying to help greasemouth lose weight or trying to help xcom quit his porn addiciton, you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn do you know how to cook good pasta? | ||
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hjtheman |
fireball has me in tears man I cant LUL | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Boner jones > chat gpt | ||
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mr_sleaze |
sounds like it was all written by chatgpt | ||
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asbrandi |
@kegelgott19900000 jjajajaj yes | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
Me enjoy | ||
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mr_sleaze |
i thought he was albanian | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
that’s some good pasta | ||
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fireball933 |
So, if you're an Asian woman who's looking for a man who knows how to keep things cool, likes to live life on the edge, and has a bank account that's anything but frigid, then swipe right and let's see where this journey takes us. Who knows, we might just be a match made in refrigerator heaven. | ||
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kegelgott19900000 |
@asBrandi mussolini was from italy :D | ||
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fireball933 |
Now, I know what you're thinking, \"why should I date this guy?\" Well, for starters, my tax return said I made $138,467 last year, so you know I'm not living in my mom's basement. And if that's not enough to impress you, I drive a silver Nissan 370Z that can go from zero to sixty in no time. I like to live life in the fast lane, both on the road and in the bedroom. | ||
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asbrandi |
jjajaj mussolini | ||
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asbrandi |
tell him \"culo roto\" | ||
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gabok222 |
refrigerator magnets LUL | ||
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alfredjodocusquack |
pathetic mioser | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
dude he didnt really say all this shit did he WutFace | ||
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asbrandi |
tell him: \"chupapijas\" | ||
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mr_sleaze |
pathetic mloser | ||
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noble266 |
aight i´m gonna go for a walk with my girl so see you in 20min | ||
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fireball933 |
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a catch. My tax return said I made $138,467 in taxable income last year, so you know I'm financially stable. And if that doesn't impress you, just wait until you see my collection of refrigerator magnets. It's a real work of art. | ||
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mr_sleaze |
a lot of sports cars aren't that expensive | ||
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fireball933 |
Hi there, I'm tcSONGS, and I'm a man of many talents. When I'm not busy engineering refrigerators, you can find me cruising around town in my silver Nissan 370z, blasting my favorite tunes (because what's the point of driving if you're not going to sing your heart out?). | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
thats the only benefit that stacks | ||
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noble266 |
thx ma boys <3 | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
damage stacks with more than 1 LT | ||
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noble266 |
lets try again which benefits do you get for more than one lieutenant |
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