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10bag

subscribe now for 35 minutes of rambling nonsense guys, roll up roll up

fireball933

you're doing george bush voice?

fireball933

lag

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snag

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slag

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gag

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nag

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sag

colcool

scumbag you are a word that rhymes with bag

fireball933

Xcom is the type of guy, sometimes he's hungry and wants to microwave some food, but his motivation system is destroyed by 9 hours of porn a day so he just decides not to make his microwave meal and wait until he's starving and near death before he cooks his microwave meal

10bag

Our Father, who could be an artist in heaven, hallowed be the PhD in thy name; thy kingdom come; thy microwave meal will be done; on the microwave, as it is not in the oven. Give us this day our daily grease free bread. And forgive us our grefers, as we forgive those who gref against us. And lead us not into the temptation of BBC porn; but deliver us from the fear of Jamal. Amen. - The Lord’s Prayer by XcomReborn 2022

whodahexdatguy

it showed us noble's sub. you just didnt get it. no sound for either

noble266

10 bags tts and xcom speaking giving me church ptsd

10bag

@colcool they refuse to give the fetusboys the right to bear arms instead they remove his torso and declare it constitutional as per the 14th Amendments right to Equal rights and yet they ignore the 2nd Amendment which supercede the 14th amendment which abrogate the 14th Amendments rights of abortion just as the 14th amendment abrogated the 11th Amendments rights for states immunity from suits to be filed against them!

colcool

STFU

10bag

seeing as how humanity has been eating the microscopicbabies from time immemorial, I would say yes posterity is more important and it is therefore imperative that we extricate ourselves from cannibalism and thus accomplishment of meeting the ends necessary and proper to remove progeny from death and consumption supercedes all other endeavors and issues facing humanity at the current moment in time.

10bag

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?

whodahexdatguy

10bag has all the good questions

whodahexdatguy

LUL

10bag

bro since you are PHD in biology, humans are made to nut inside women on special occasions to reproduce, so if you are nutting 3 times a day 9 hours a day to BBC porn, what does that do to your motivation system?

10bag

no shadow over dumais, nice guy if u ask me, but if he PE now he prob have all map . PE are abuse and easy faction. reason why not many done in competative becouse its never really been tried out for real

whodahexdatguy

too late

egak47

Maybe spell noob to him with barb wire at some point

noble266

HeyGuys

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whodahexdatguy

this guy thinks hes playing comp stomp on scheldt monkaS

whodahexdatguy

doctor john boner jones the type of guy who tells all embryothers to participate in no nut november, then on november 30 decides to jerk off 17 times in one day and once in bathroom stall at work ruining his no nut november

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egak47

!bet all win

egak47

!bet win all

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