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sopamanxx |
People from Britain are tired of fucking their cousins and having conjoined ears | ||
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cohopponentbot |
O_M_I00 : de : US : 1v1 Rank 693 : lvl 2 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198130572237 | ||
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redstarsrb |
well u got me there | ||
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fireball933 |
@RedStarSRB xcom with love interest would make the story unrealistic | ||
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fireball933 |
The timer started, and XcomReborn sprang into action, his hands moving with practiced ease as he pulled out ingredients and spices from the cupboards. The robots worked quickly and efficiently, their circuits glowing with the heat of the microwave. But XcomReborn was the master of the kitchen, his instincts guiding him to create the perfect meal. | ||
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redstarsrb |
u should give him more of the character arc. And a love interest is a must in a story | ||
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fireball933 |
And so it was that XcomReborn triumphed over the robots, proving that a human could still outplay a machine in the world of computer games. But the final test was yet to come, the battle of the microwaves. XcomReborn stepped up to the kitchen, his hands steady, his eyes sharp. The robots whirred and beeped, ready to put their culinary skills to the test. | ||
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fireball933 |
But XcomReborn was not one to give up so easily. He regrouped, taking deep breaths and focusing his mind. The second game began, and this time, XcomReborn was ready. He played with a newfound determination, his fingers dancing over the buttons with grace and precision. The robots tried to outmaneuver him, to anticipate his every move, but XcomReborn was too quick. He took the lead, his heart pounding in his chest, and never looked back. | ||
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10bag |
bro your training montage would be feature length given how out of shape you are | ||
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fireball933 |
not 12 rounds | ||
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fireball933 |
yes 3 rounds | ||
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redstarsrb |
ohh snap, bots are already here | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
LUL matchup of a lifetime | ||
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fireball933 |
The first game began, and XcomReborn was at a disadvantage from the start. The robots moved with lightning speed, their reflexes far beyond his own middle-aged slowness. XcomReborn fought hard, struggling to keep up, but the robots were too strong. He was soon defeated, his dreams of glory shattered. | ||
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10bag |
bro you need to stop thinking in such conventional terms, you're way too comfy in your little bubble | ||
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cohopponentbot |
XCumReborn : us : WM : 1v1 Rank 316 : lvl 6 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198007255769 | ||
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fireball933 |
The robots were sleek and efficient, their circuits humming with the latest algorithms and programming. They were designed to play games with the speed and accuracy of a seasoned professional, and to cook up a mean microwave meal with the ease of a master chef. But XcomReborn was not to be intimidated. He had a human's touch, a human's heart, and a human's spirit. He was not going to give up without a fight. | ||
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fireball933 |
XcomReborn was a middle-aged British man with a simple dream. He wanted to be better at playing computer games and cooking microwave meals than the AI robots who had been built for this purpose. He spent hours upon hours mastering the art of playing games and reheating frozen dinners, determined to prove his worth against the machine overlords. | ||
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redstarsrb |
sopa man would never do it | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
its ok all i hear is crickets anyway | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
WutFace | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
sopaman 1v1 xcom | ||
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sopamanxx |
playing vs nobs lawl | ||
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redstarsrb |
u played this guy a day ago | ||
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cohopponentbot |
陳玄龍 : kr : US : 1v1 Rank 351 : lvl 6 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044970697 | ||
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farisjc |
loooooooool | ||
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10bag |
bro what you gonna do when they teach an AI to play computer games, masturbate, and eat microwave meals all day? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
if someone is named \"LIL\" youre better off with the computer | ||
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10bag |
bro he doesn't have enough taste to realise what's even going on | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
have you listened to mumble rap? |
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