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ascensionofironroman |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy to say if you can’t be good at something fast, then give up, but then proceeds to not follow his own life advice by spending 10k hours trying to code Twitch TTS on python | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
CoHCaine removes the anxiety that can often accompany your first special time and assuages the self-loathing that you feel when you sober up. Don't let your penis let your down in the heat of the moment. Guarantess a rock-hard performance with CoHCaine. Recomended by Dr. Boner Jones, and substitute high school teachers everywhere. | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
Her legs are open. The condom is on. It's the moment you've been waiting all your life for. You're about to become a man. But Mr. Floppy just won't play ball. Erectile dysfunction can start early, just when you depend on your penis the most. That's why there's CoHcaine. | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
CoHcaine is the trusted wonder pill for the over 40's set that is guaranteed to keep you away from the edge of the abyss. It's cheaper than leather pants, plastic surgery, strip clubs, cigarettes, a convertible or a divorce. | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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lordshish |
who, dexn? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
dude sounded like he was throwing up a hairball | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
LUL | ||
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lordshish |
du du du du dexn du du du du | ||
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lordshish |
de, de,de dexn | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
i dont think ive seen 1 ad on xcom channel ever. and i been watching him since justintv | ||
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lordshish |
dexn | ||
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d3exn |
xcom buddy, u are running to many ads | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
do you know how much street cred if you made ram ranch mod? | ||
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simplycoh |
kinda sus bro @whodahexdatguy | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
you should edit all the brit models so theyre buff shirtless men with cowboy hats. that would be cool | ||
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pr0jectigi |
lets assume sudden war between BRICS and NATO, how likely is Rishi Sunak would hide Indian commandos in his house | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Panzer ballet : pl : WM : 1v1 Rank 179 : lvl 9 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011538244 | ||
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lordshish |
Kappa | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
dances like lexy Kappa | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
if aveator could spend 127 hours of fallschim testing for the community, thats the least you can do | ||
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simplycoh |
he dances like a gay | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
do it | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
do a panzer ballet engineers | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
79 | ||
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simplycoh |
WutFace | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
i was WutFace | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Panzer ballet : pl : WM : 1v1 Rank 178 : lvl 9 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011538244 | ||
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simplycoh |
where u born in the 70s xcom? |
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