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kill mae dicks

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my wisdom library works at the finest Kreygasm

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Name is Philippe I'm a Canadian from Montreal, (yes, I'm French Canadian but I'm actually more English). I'm a high tier CoH1 player that mains Panzer Elite and USA in 1v1 and 2v2. I've been playing since the release of Opposing Fronts (2008) but never bothered entering any tournaments hence why most people have just discovered me.

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Xcomreborn is the type of guy when he sees a human-sized bush or bigger, he says the N-word quite loudly, almost shouting, in order to get an adrenaline rush from the possibility of Jamal jumping out of the bushes and chasing him back to his flat, even though in real life his cardio would not hold up all the way to his flat and Jamal would definitely get him after a few hundred meters because his cardio won’t hold up.

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what's this noobshit play? must be eggs calm

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Ich wollte immer ein Holzfaeller werden

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Ich wollte nie Tierhaendler sein

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I felt suspicion when i played vs him, never lost to him though

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I'm literally gonna get a fucking aneurysm

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@asBrandi LUL i will

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@asBrandi your shirt is on deliver

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shaolin doesn't cheat, he just have big ass pee pee for extra vision

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NYES

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rather make it duck leaf, that's much closer to my original gorean name

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@KristalCoH WutFace

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LUL

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i'm waiting for xcom's mental breakdown but he couldn't call shaolin a tiny pee pee cus he's black

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you suck

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@napoleonicass that's racist unless black men do it

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you suck

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@1aveator have you seen a black man?

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1aveator type of guy when he sees an overweight friend, instead of helping his friend lose weight and race to see who can lose weight faster, he does weight gain challenge and challenges friends to see who can gain weight faster and get fatter the fastest

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xcom bro how do you feel about being at increased risk of cardiovascular disease?

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@Lord_Shish if you were black, which basketball team would you want to fuck up?

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that's racist

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@XcomReborn have you seen a black man?

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you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

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DumaisTV type of guy that goes to Art Portrait Museum full of paintings of people, when he sees paintings of Napoleon and King Louis the III, he is fine, but when he sees portraits of Malcolm X and M.L.K. he complains to the front desk about why those pictures are not real art because they are from the 1960s and not from the 1800s

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so many infidels

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pretty awful

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