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spicemerchant69 |
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Alad-in! | ||
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Memberries Generic cigarettes that don't taste generic: At this price you can't afford not to smoke! You might find that these cigarettes tastes a little different from your normal Memberries, and that the name is misspelled on some of the packaging. This is all in your head. After a few packs, I promise that it will start to feel less like you are sucking on a tractor exhaust, and more like sucking on a Lexie-long-shaft. | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
Banger mix | ||
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You've listening to that Guardians of the Galaxy mix-tape haven't you? | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
Get into the CoHCaine | ||
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Live the adventure. | ||
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Are you stuck in a rut? Do you feel overwhelmed and undervalued? Nothing recharges the batteries and gets your life back on track like a CoHCaine. Take a break from yourself for a few weeks with CoHCaine. You won't know what u did, but you will spend a lifetime piecing it back together. 1 minute, your're sitting at your desk, surfing porn, and wondering what happend to all your hopes and dreams, the next, it's ten days later and you're naked in a verbal duel with a Georgian goat farmer. | ||
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Stay alert and on edge 24/7 with CoHCaine. Side effects include chain-smoking, verbal diarrhea and post-nasal drop that tastes like battery acid. Masturbate like a frenzied chimp with no results and bite your nails untill your fingers bleed. Work an extra shift tomorrow with CoHCaine. Strippers swear by it. Sleep and ability to ejaculate really are over-rated. CoHCaine is real energy. | ||
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CoHCaine removes the anxiety that can often accompany your first special time and assuages the self-loathing that you feel when you sober up. Don't let your penis let your down in the heat of the moment. Guarantess a rock-hard performance with CoHCaine. Recomended by Dr. Boner Jones, and substitute high school teachers everywhere. | ||
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Her legs are open. The condom is on. It's the moment you've been waiting all your life for. You're about to become a man. But Mr. Floppy just won't play ball. Erectile dysfunction can start early, just when you depend on your penis the most. That's why there's CoHcaine. | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
CoHcaine is the trusted wonder pill for the over 40's set that is guaranteed to keep you away from the edge of the abyss. It's cheaper than leather pants, plastic surgery, strip clubs, cigarettes, a convertible or a divorce. | ||
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Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
Perfect | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
The TTS is pretty low tho | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
America is the land of opportunity, that is untill you get sick, and then you are never more than one chronic illness away from bankruptcy. Why fritter away your life savings on overpriced, quality-controlled medication when you can buy foreign-made versions of US-approved drugs online for a fraction of the cost? Pay up to 99% less than you would in the United States on www dot Your Mexican Doctor dot com | ||
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spicemerchant69 |
America is the land of opportunity, that is untill you get sick, and then you are never more than one chronic illness away from bankruptcy. Why fritter away your life savings on overpriced, quality-controlled medication when you can buy foreign-made versions of US-approved drugs online for a fraction of the cost? Pay up to 99% less than you would in the United States on www.YourMexicanDoctor.com |
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