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whodahexdatguy |
@LUCKBAR they have surgery for that too? FailFish | ||
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fireball933 |
greasy greek food greasy | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
WutFace what if it gets stuck in between your teeth | ||
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10bag |
not very greasy, it's high quality bacon | ||
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hjtheman |
@whodahexdatguy arbys roast beef im a guy who LOVES extra meat tbh im all up in with my mouth eating away | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
how greasy? a little greasy or griefmouth greasy | ||
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fireball933 |
@10bag men men thats dangerous you need to eat like koda | ||
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10bag |
bro i keep eating sausage, bacon, eggs for breakfast, like 3 weeks in a row now | ||
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luckbar |
@whodahexdatguy the 10 and then let her get some surgery down there | ||
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fireball933 |
would eggscom eating bacon and eggs for breakfast before smashing thick juicy latina, increase chance of heart attack from greasy bacon and eggs? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
@hjtheman would you rather have a 10 out of 10 with arbys roast beef vagina or a 6 out of 10 with perfect minge? | ||
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10bag |
Of the subjects who died during coitus, 82% to 93% were men, and the majority (75%) were having extramarital sexual activity, in most cases with a younger partner in an unfamiliar setting and/or after excessive food and alcohol consumption. | ||
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hjtheman |
i have no doubt eggs com can handle the thick juicy wet creamy latinas | ||
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fireball933 |
@hjtheman you think xcom (who lives a sedentary lifestyle over 20 years) can work a thicc latina girl with big ass without getting heart attacK? | ||
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hjtheman |
^^ | ||
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10bag |
Sexual intercourse, generally speaking, is very safe for the heart. It's possible it may even be good for you. But some people do die of heart attacks or sudden cardiac arrest during sex. And almost all of those people are older married men cheating on their wives with younger women in unfamiliar surroundings. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
you should call chicago fire department and keep them on standby when engaging in latina sexual activities. follow me for more tips | ||
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hjtheman |
@10bag wow never really heard of that but it makes a lot fo sense... | ||
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hjtheman |
@whodahexdatguy you have no idea how much harder i have to work with my milimeter peter | ||
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fireball933 |
(very lethal) | ||
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10bag |
if you cheating then it is extra stress and higher cardio | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
@hjtheman you have to twice as hard due to 1 inch penis? monkaS | ||
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fireball933 |
@10bag depends, asian girl (very tight) requires little thrusting but latina girl with big ass that needs to get worked will be lethal for xcom | ||
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10bag |
way more likely to happen extramarital sex as well bro | ||
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statementlive |
there is 0% chance xcom dies of heart attack during sex because he has no sex | ||
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hjtheman |
cuz you going so hard on that taco | ||
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hjtheman |
@10bag its quite often people die from sex cuz your heart is beating out of your chest | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
so last august when he returned from retirement after degree? | ||
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10bag |
If xcom had sex, what is the possibility he would get a heart attack because he cardio won't hold up? Sex is medium-low cardio task | ||
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fireball933 |
@whodahexdatguy last DumaisTV stream |
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