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fireball933 |
I miss you like the legacy phone misses the electron, the way you used to charge me up at night, and the way you would free me from the outlet in the morning, ensuring that I reach one hundred percent charged or at least not far from it. | ||
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fireball933 |
ZuluCobra was a boy of the California fields, where the sun blazed down upon the earth with a ferocity that left all who dared to work in its scorching rays wilted and weary. He was a grape picker, toiling away under the oppressive heat, earning a paltry sum of just 11 dollars an hour. | ||
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fireball933 |
You saw a full moon or a half moon? | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn did you see the guys ass with his pants down? | ||
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fireball933 |
Koda WutFace | ||
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fireball933 |
Koda's voice has pain in it, AI can't feel pain | ||
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fireball933 |
chatgbt will never be able to write poetry more beautiful than Kodachroome | ||
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fireball933 |
I miss you like Zygote misses the womb, like a blossom I cling to your vine, like a passenger in a great plane you allow me safe travel through space and time. Like a person reaching a destination we were both brought together by the one and only divine. I miss you like ignorance misses the point, without your clear understanding despotic society invariable anoint. I miss you like a song misses love, in your absence no melody, no cadence, no virtuosity, no Boys to Men to sing on bended knees | ||
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fireball933 |
@whodahexdatguy my advice is look at what xcom does from day to day, then do the complete opposite of what he does. Has a 100% success rate in curing depression | ||
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fireball933 |
chatgbt will never have kodas vegan taste | ||
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fireball933 |
I can't even use the word Zulu cuz it might offended the African tribe | ||
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fireball933 |
chatgbt is woke it sucks | ||
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fireball933 |
thank God nosliws 120k Tesla was not parked in driveway | ||
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fireball933 |
all my neighbors trees all collapsed one of my trees fell in neighbors driveway | ||
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fireball933 |
@10bag bro all the trees in my neighborhood are collapsing because of the ice storm and nobody has a wood chipper to destroy these branches | ||
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fireball933 |
who strem next | ||
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fireball933 |
@RedStarSRB xcom with love interest would make the story unrealistic | ||
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fireball933 |
The timer started, and XcomReborn sprang into action, his hands moving with practiced ease as he pulled out ingredients and spices from the cupboards. The robots worked quickly and efficiently, their circuits glowing with the heat of the microwave. But XcomReborn was the master of the kitchen, his instincts guiding him to create the perfect meal. | ||
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fireball933 |
And so it was that XcomReborn triumphed over the robots, proving that a human could still outplay a machine in the world of computer games. But the final test was yet to come, the battle of the microwaves. XcomReborn stepped up to the kitchen, his hands steady, his eyes sharp. The robots whirred and beeped, ready to put their culinary skills to the test. | ||
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fireball933 |
But XcomReborn was not one to give up so easily. He regrouped, taking deep breaths and focusing his mind. The second game began, and this time, XcomReborn was ready. He played with a newfound determination, his fingers dancing over the buttons with grace and precision. The robots tried to outmaneuver him, to anticipate his every move, but XcomReborn was too quick. He took the lead, his heart pounding in his chest, and never looked back. | ||
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fireball933 |
not 12 rounds | ||
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fireball933 |
yes 3 rounds | ||
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fireball933 |
The first game began, and XcomReborn was at a disadvantage from the start. The robots moved with lightning speed, their reflexes far beyond his own middle-aged slowness. XcomReborn fought hard, struggling to keep up, but the robots were too strong. He was soon defeated, his dreams of glory shattered. | ||
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fireball933 |
The robots were sleek and efficient, their circuits humming with the latest algorithms and programming. They were designed to play games with the speed and accuracy of a seasoned professional, and to cook up a mean microwave meal with the ease of a master chef. But XcomReborn was not to be intimidated. He had a human's touch, a human's heart, and a human's spirit. He was not going to give up without a fight. | ||
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fireball933 |
XcomReborn was a middle-aged British man with a simple dream. He wanted to be better at playing computer games and cooking microwave meals than the AI robots who had been built for this purpose. He spent hours upon hours mastering the art of playing games and reheating frozen dinners, determined to prove his worth against the machine overlords. | ||
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fireball933 |
@XcomReborn do you agree with 10bag that machines and computers have no taste? | ||
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fireball933 |
i can't stand his accent | ||
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fireball933 |
hold on to your boners | ||
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fireball933 |
bro what accent is this | ||
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fireball933 |
@whodahexdatguy it's no fap February knoob |
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