user name | message | ||
w0ggie |
the american revolution wasnt for lofty ideals and freedom, but for lower taxes | ||
w0ggie |
the same high quality as my duck jokes | ||
w0ggie |
I want to hear more quality jokes | ||
w0ggie |
thats very funny, my dude | ||
w0ggie |
I do not have anymore duck jokes | ||
w0ggie |
would you like to hear more duck jokes | ||
w0ggie |
What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers. | ||
w0ggie |
Why did the duck end up in jail? He was selling quack. | ||
w0ggie |
Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills. | ||
w0ggie |
because its something that xcom often gets | ||
w0ggie |
I have a lot more duck jokes | ||
w0ggie |
did you try to post a duck joke? | ||
w0ggie |
What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber ducky! | ||
w0ggie |
Would you like to hear more duck jokes? | ||
w0ggie |
What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole! | ||
w0ggie |
Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class. | ||
w0ggie |
hey xcom | ||
w0ggie |
hey xcom, What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn. | ||
w0ggie |
What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker! | ||
w0ggie |
The feather forecast. | ||
w0ggie |
hey xcom, What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? | ||
w0ggie |
your ducks are dying | ||
w0ggie |
I need my own bedroom, to house my massive balls | ||
w0ggie |
tame the ostrich and ride it into battle | ||
w0ggie |
is my dude not attractive, xcom | ||
w0ggie |
he got rebuffed | ||
w0ggie |
I think thats what my dude tried to do, but he failed | ||
w0ggie |
my dude tried to get into lordshish pants, but he got rejected | ||
w0ggie |
I never go, I only come | ||
w0ggie |
you are now gay |