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ascensionofironroman |
I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so horny cuz they didn't get horny gay release from napoleon for one month, one month of gay semen trapped inside balls | ||
smoko_coh |
im heating up some pulled pork now Kreygasm | ||
ascensionofironroman |
People might look at a bland room and see nothing, whereas I see endless possibilities to install towels! So if you're looking for a partner who's part shady fishing line salesman, part towel fanatic, and all-around good time, look no further than yours truly. Let's mop up some fun together! | ||
whodahexdatguy |
if you eat daves, you need seatbelt on toilet | ||
hjtheman |
@smoko_coh gotta get on it bro its the shit | ||
whodahexdatguy |
its chicago smoko | ||
hjtheman |
@10bag Daves is so gasssssssssssssssss | ||
whodahexdatguy |
see thats my boy hj Kreygasm | ||
smoko_coh |
I've never heard of harolds | ||
ascensionofironroman |
Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick. | ||
whodahexdatguy |
fuckin harolds 100% | ||
hjtheman |
@whodahexdatguy Harolds | ||
10bag |
byrds chicken, dave’s hot chicken, canes, popeyes, KFC, or harold’s chicken...any suggestions??? | ||
10bag |
byrds chicken, dave’s hot chicken, canes, popeyes, or harold’s chicken., any suggestions ? | ||
10bag |
or byrds | ||
ascensionofironroman |
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whodahexdatguy |
@hjtheman its 3am, youre stoned. where do you get chicken? popeyes, kfc, harolds, or churches? | ||
ascensionofironroman |
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hjtheman |
@10bag SeemsGood | ||
hjtheman |
@AscensionOfIronRoman Kreygasm Kreygasm | ||
whodahexdatguy |
i read all over that the simpson 3125 was the best choice for the past 5 years | ||
10bag |
i don't know shit about cars to be fair | ||
ascensionofironroman |
wow just getting started i see, i’m on like 5 beers 3 moscow mules and 3 glasses of wine just a warmup bay be i just drove around for 1 hour and 30 mins trying to find an open fried chicken place, come home and boom still streaming | ||
hjtheman |
More specific Cummins but eh | ||
ascensionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
hjtheman |
@10bag dodge ?? :D | ||
whodahexdatguy |
ah the classic dumaiSStv tts bork pasta | ||
10bag |
nobody designs some dumb ass shit and then puts a premium engine on it | ||
whodahexdatguy |
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ascensionofironroman |
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