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whodahexdatguy |
trench spam ✔ stuart killed by mine ✔ staghound spam rekt by grens ✔ last ditch commandos shit on ✔ MVGame ✔ uninstalled ✔ resurrection ✔ | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Not looking good chief | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
zoom hack ✔ tryhard clown ✔ 5'6\" manlet ✔ 4 incher ✔ insect micro ✔ | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
shut the fuck up | ||
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pr0jectigi |
get captain now later liutenant | ||
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fortultima |
British gamer & microwave meal master seeking first love experience. At 50 years old, I've lived an unfulfilling life and Im not ready to experience the love and touch of a man however I need one. When I'm not busy making a storm with my dildo, you can find me immersed in the world of furry dating video games. I'm looking for a kind, understanding, and lgbtq open-minded partner who can join me on this gay new adventure. Let's play, cook and explore our gay life together. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Xcom is the type of guy when his microwave meal is ready, instead of waiting two minutes for his food to cool down, he wants instant gratification and eats his food right away and burns his mouth, but instead of learning from his mistake, he will do the same thing again and keep burning his mouth over and over again on hot microwave meals | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
Dr. Boner Jones stated; \"Long-term micro-wave meals care can put a tremendous strain on finances, especially for the elderly who spend their glory years shitting themselves, snorting CoHcaine and absent-mindedly walking into online scams and trafic. I cannot recommend Xcom-Micro-Meals highly enough. You won't find quality microwave meals on the internet for lower prices. And i'm a doctor, so you can trust me.\" | ||
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1aveator |
Its amazing how 3 seconds of a stream can change ones life. Whats your favorite microwave meal xcom? | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
My love for baseball is so intense that I wear a hat 24/7, and no, I'm not exaggerating! You can find me in a baseball cap at all times, even in the shower. I mean, who needs shampoo when you have a trusty baseball hat to protect your hair, right? | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
freshly toweled filtered colorado air Kreygasm | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
Kappa | ||
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1aveator |
Change the copy pasta, i will fill out the forms | ||
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1aveator |
Im not a salesman! I work in continuous improvement! | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
My name is aveator, but you can call me one aveator for short. I may be living in a small room with a towel for a curtain, but don't let that fool you - I'm a real catch. In my spare time I like to enjoy the company of some heroes while I breathe the freshly towel filtered air. If you are also a towel fanatic like me we could have some fabulous times together! I may not be the most conventional date, but I promise to bring a sense of adventure and creative imagination to any outing. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
开图死全家 : cn : WM : 1v1 Rank 27 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199475989020 | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
People might look at a bland room and see nothing, whereas I see endless possibilities to install towels! So if you're looking for a partner who's part shady fishing line salesman, part towel fanatic, and all-around good time, look no further than yours truly. Let's mop up some fun together! | ||
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1aveator |
respectfully of course | ||
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1aveator |
gave your mom high gravitational influence | ||
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1aveator |
A triangle is a polygon with three sides having three vertices. The angle formed inside the triangle is equal to 180 degrees. It means that the sum of the interior angles of a triangle is equal to 180°. | ||
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ascensionofironroman |
aveator is the only man who has managed to create a triangulation in COH where the angles make less than 180 degrees | ||
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1aveator |
still room for a rage quit then | ||
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1aveator |
You winning son? | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Not fast m8? | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
What's the antidote for this | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Rather than sit in a trench being shelled by a BTR 90 | ||
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microsoftexcel2007 |
Well you can move | ||
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cohopponentbot |
COHXXX : au : WM : 1v1 Rank 152 : lvl 9 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198277485581 |
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