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whodahexdatguy |
LUL | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcom is the type of guy on the first day of work, will buy so many microwave meals and fill up the work refrigerator with microwave meals to a point where the other workers cannot fit their fresh foods in the work refergerator | ||
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jammam |
New testament is clealry still not finished | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy, sometimes he's hungry and wants to microwave some food, but his motivation system is destroyed by 9 hours of porn a day so he just decides not to make his microwave meal and wait until he's starving and near death before he cooks his microwave meal | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
LUL you guys have a bible of xcom pasta | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of worker in a science laboratory, when his lab hires a new black research scientist, the most difficult thing for him is not the social anxiety believe it or not, but the hardest thing for him to do is to go through the 9-5 shift without saying the n word. | ||
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bongsound |
Salt may have been used for barter in connection with the obsidian trade in Anatolia in the Neolithic Era. Salt was included among funeral offerings found in ancient Egyptian tombs from the third millennium BC, as were salted birds, and salt fish. | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy after getting banned, he will back off and obey the rules because he’s afraid to lose his only source of social contact to the outside world and will have major PTSD and fear about getting banned again even years after the ban while Kaos is more the type of guy that will get banned, and after getting unbanned months later will double down with zero fear and not obey the rules like a slavic warrior singing my dad is a war criminal. | ||
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smartasstv |
42 years old and turn 43 soon . male. lower middle class 6 foot 1 average build white British above average looks (a little bit overweight now because I don’t exercise but that’s fixable) below average social skills rejected by hundreds of women gave up about 7 years ago. | ||
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10bag |
There are few who'd deny, at microwaving foods I am the best, For my talents are renowned in the UK. When it comes to surprises like Jamal jumping out of the bushes, I excel at being afraid without even trying. With the slightest little effort of my dadbod rizz, I have seen grown women give out a shriek. With a wave of my finger, and a well-placed button punch, I have cooked the very best microwave meals. | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
xcom your mic took a shit again | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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10bag |
@smartasstv LUL | ||
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bongsound |
With the spread of civilization, salt became one of the world's main trading commodities. It was of high value to the ancient Hebrews, the Greeks, the Romans, the Byzantines, the Hittites and other peoples of antiquity. In the Middle East, salt was used to ceremonially seal an agreement, and the ancient Hebrews made a \"covenant of salt\" with God and sprinkled salt on their offerings to show their trust in him. | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcom is the type of guy when playing a sport, he will pick the position like a goalie or punter that requires least amount of cardio, time, effort and energy and will just sit there on his phone and play video games and watch porn whole game | ||
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10bag |
Xcom is the type of guy when his microwave meal is ready, instead of waiting two minutes for his food to cool down, he wants instant gratification and eats his food right away and burns his mouth, but instead of learning from his mistake, he will do the same thing again and keep burning his mouth over and over again on hot microwave meals | ||
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10bag |
Xcom bro how do you feel that someone is 45 and he's the ruler of all the Ukrainian women, while you're the ruler of how many minutes you can microwave a meal? | ||
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bongsound |
Excessive salt consumption may increase the risk of cardiovascular diseases, such as hypertension, in children and adults. Such health effects of salt have long been studied. Accordingly, numerous world health associations and experts in developed countries recommend reducing consumption of popular salty foods. The World Health Organization recommends that adults consume less than 2,000 mg of sodium, equivalent to 5 grams of salt per day. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
LW | MUERTE : mx : CW : 1v1 Rank 14 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006968012 | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
oh were not done | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
that was quite the pasta outburst | ||
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bongsound |
While people have used canning and artificial refrigeration to preserve food for the last hundred years or so, salt has been the best-known food preservative, especially for meat, for many thousands of years. | ||
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bongsound |
All through history, the availability of salt has been pivotal to civilization. What is now thought to have been the first city in Europe is Solnitsata, in Bulgaria, which was a salt mine, providing the area now known as the Balkans with salt since 5400 BC. Even the name Solnitsata means \"salt works\". | ||
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bongsound |
The scarcity and universal need for salt have led nations to go to war over it and use it to raise tax revenues. Salt is used in religious ceremonies and has other cultural and traditional significance. | ||
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bongsound |
Salt is processed from salt mines, and by the evaporation of seawater (sea salt) and mineral-rich spring water in shallow pools. The greatest single use for salt (sodium chloride) is as a feedstock for the production of chemicals. | ||
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bongsound |
Salt is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous food seasonings, and is known to uniformly improve the taste perception of food, including otherwise unpalatable food. | ||
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smartasstv |
Xcom is the type of guy after getting banned, he will back off and obey the rules because he’s afraid to lose his only source of social contact to the outside world and will have major PTSD and fear about getting banned again even years after the ban while Kaos is more the type of guy that will get banned, and after getting unbanned months later will double down with zero fear and not obey the rules like a slavic warrior singing my dad is a war criminal. | ||
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smartasstv |
But watching Jamal's videos gave XcomReborn a sense of vicarious pleasure. He could imagine himself in Jamal's shoes, charming and confident, surrounded by adoring women. He would sit in front of his computer, eating his microwave meals, and watch as Jamal went from girl to girl, flirting and making them laugh. XcomReborn would feel a surge of envy and resentment towards Jamal, but he couldn't stop watching. | ||
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jammam |
Im starting to think u guys actually just fed some of these dumais copy pastas into some AI model and asked it to make more examples | ||
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whodahexdatguy |
this company of heroes community is something else! id expect this type of toxicity from x q c or trainwrecks stream but not here. nothing but griefers, ram ranch beggers, redeem spammers, and pasta men. you should be ashamed of yourselves |
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