user name | message | ||
smartasstv |
My favorite thing to do is watch the BBC show, and let me tell you, I get really into it. Like, really into it. So much so that I like to make duck noises while I watch Jamal and my girlfriend do some activities together. I know, I know, it's a little weird, but it's just part of my charm. | ||
smartasstv |
My name is alfredjodocusquack, but you can call me Alfie for short (because let's face it, that name is a mouthful). I may be a duck, but don't let that fool you - I'm a real catch. | ||
smartasstv |
DumaisTV is a problem solver | ||
smartasstv |
taxable income of $138,467 ✔️ | ||
smartasstv |
silver Nissan 350Z ✔️ | ||
smartasstv |
would look like an anorexic freak if he cut down to 185 | ||
smartasstv |
no such thing as a 200 cm middle weight | ||
smartasstv |
dexen is 200 cm to he would at least be light heavyweight | ||
smartasstv |
just rag-dolled him for 5 rounds | ||
smartasstv |
@simply_coh Mini dexen fucked up this Russian manlet yesterday | ||
smartasstv |
I'm wondering when dexen rapes whole family, does he rape the men in the family too? Thats kinda suss | ||
smartasstv |
@XcomReborn at least he didn't threaten to rape your whole family like dexen | ||
smartasstv |
@XcomReborn have you considered that guy might be a prophet? | ||
smartasstv |
this dude is predicting xcom's heart attack WutFace | ||
smartasstv |
holy fuck | ||
smartasstv |
In between jobs for 6 years ✔️ 6 microwave meals a day ✔️ 6 minutes of cardiovascular activity per month ✔️ 666 ✔️ | ||
smartasstv |
⚔️CANADA AFRICA KORPS Pro✔️ White Rum ✔️ music concert for white people ✔️ white family ✔️ only date white women ✔️ All asian women look the same ✔️ | ||
smartasstv |
⚔️🇬🇧 RTS Pro✔️ PhD ✔️ Best UK COH 1 player ✔️ Voice of an angel ✔️ Knowing of all things ✔️ Better than you at all things ✔️ 🇬🇧⚔️ | ||
smartasstv |
@XcomReborn bro does the fucked up things people say hurt your feelings sometimes? | ||
smartasstv |
some is the type of guy thats a patthetic individua | ||
smartasstv |
That shit look like Bakmut and Mariopil | ||
smartasstv |
you are not trying to impress men | ||
smartasstv |
less gay would be like drinking some flavored whiskey or gin tonic with some Ukrainian and Bavarian women, thats much less gay | ||
smartasstv |
very suss | ||
smartasstv |
very gay | ||
smartasstv |
just to impress the boys | ||
smartasstv |
trying to impress your bros when you don't even like the taste | ||
smartasstv |
now thats gay | ||
smartasstv |
Gay is like hating the taste of whiskey but drinking it just to show everyone your masculine | ||
smartasstv |
Bro smooth is nice |